Just to see who is paying attention.....
By meeandnotyou
@meeandnotyou (2548)
United States
February 3, 2007 3:44pm CST
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
I had to post this to see how many people are actually reading the whole discussions. Oh how quickly our minds go to gutter!! Leave mee a response and let mee know that you read this! Have a great day
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35 responses
@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
3 Feb 07
I am so glad that someone is actually reading the whole discussions. Have a plus (+) as a bonus for reading. I am glad you liked it!!
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
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@AndreaM76 (1164)
• United States
7 Feb 07
OMG.That made me nervous! I almost quit reading it.LOL. Gross...yuck.ewww
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@moneymaka (492)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Im sure that cow enjoyed getting milked.
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
It sounds like I had a little too much fun doing the milking!! HAHA!! :-) I don't want to play the myLot system and post the pic again but take a look at the one in the answer above!!
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
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@brokentia (10389)
• United States
4 Feb 07
OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! I am sooooo bad!!!!!
My mind totally went to the gutter. I even started to feel as if I should cover my eyes and not read anymore. But I held my confidence in my Mee friend and continued to read.
MILKING A COW!!!! Oh I am so relieved! LOL Now...I'm bad for thinking that! LOL
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@rsmith512 (1561)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Get your mind out of the gutter Brokentia!
Bad...bad!!! :)
All that mee was talking about was milking a cow.
Haha! Silly! :DD
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Tia.....tsk,tsk,tsk!!! I cannot believe you had your mind in the gutter!! I guess you will have to make a second stop at the confessional this week or at the very least go milk a cow!HAHAHAHAHA!!
I am so glad that you liked it, quite the bit of imagery going on there!
Thank you for the response and for the confidence! Have a great day my friend and a wonderful tomorrow!!
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@rsmith512 (1561)
• United States
4 Feb 07
I am paying attention!
I like the little cow with the dollar sign on it, and the money in the pails!
Haha. I saw the cow on the side of the discussion though! LOL :D
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
I am so glad that you liked my CASH cow!! HAHA!! Did you see the one up there on response #5 I thought that was cute as well.
Thus far there has only been one that was off topic and did not read the discussion so I guess those are some pretty good odds I guess. Then we got poor Tia there with her dirty mind. LOL :-)
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
Here are more cows for your enjoyment as well! HAHA!!
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@dragonstar13 (1465)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Really cute, but your headline sort of gave it away that it was a trick. Still, I've often wondered too if people actually read what I posted or just went off on the headlines.
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Alot of people say that they read the entire discussion but I have a hard time believing it as so many are so very far off.
I did not even think about the title or did I?!? Maybe I am expecting someone to simply post "yes I read the whole discussion" since this actually a cute post and if they do not reply about the post I guess they did not read it? I don't know what I was thinking when I titled it.
Thank you for the responce and have a great day!!
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
what was that I was smelling?!? Was it maybe some.......SARCASM!!! HAHAHA!! Enjoy your milk since obvously it was an enjoyable product! HAHAHA:-)
Thank you for the response and have a great day!
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
5 Feb 07
Back by popular demand for those shut-ins with the dirty minds.........THE MILKED BULL!! *see attached photo*
Now are you happy you got the bull! HAHAHA!! LOL:-) Does this make up for not getting out very often?!? HAHA!!
Thank you for the response and have a great day! Enjoy your picture!!
Life it short of smile and embrace the day!!!
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@ESKARENA1 (18261)
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4 Feb 07
hahaha you raised ac smile or two in this household, I will never look at cows in the same light again, its the way they look at you with those beautiful eyes offfffff i can feel those teats between my fingers now, oh my i think i need a cold shower
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Shower on my friend! Looking at a cow like that can never be good. HAHA!! LOL :-)
Thank you for the response and have a great COLD shower!! LOL Have a great day!!
@Noxmorexlies (739)
• United States
4 Feb 07
That's cool I've never even seen a cow in real life before but this is a good discussion to see who actually bothers to read the whole discussion,something most people dont do.
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
8 Feb 07
I am glad that you enjoyed it. I thought that it was very funny so I had to post it.
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@tammyr (5946)
• Etowah, Tennessee
4 Feb 07
How dare you post something so vulgar! You should be ashamed of yourself!
HaHa, I could not resist!
It is a cute poem, and I hate that a few have missed out on the last few lines and the point of this discussion!!
Good job, I gave you and all the 'readers' a +
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
I would like to thank hmmmm....... THE COW for this reward of a + .
I am so glad to see that most of the repliers here thus far have read the whole discussion, as I have only reported, I think, two for being of topic thus far, maybe there will be more. Everyone else has received a plus for reading a joke.
Thank you for the response and here is a + for you!! Have a wonderful day!!
@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Be very careful my friend as she may take offence to that unless.......... hmmmmmm..... no we won't go there! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry about that just playing
Thank you for the response and that great sense of humor, have a great day!!!
@kittenfish (19)
• Australia
4 Feb 07
moo! I like those, they're sneaky. I got sent one about stuffing a turkey at Christmas-time, and it's funny how noone realises until the last line or two.
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@jamie11982 (1658)
• United States
4 Feb 07
I have heared this joke befor but it's still as good as the first time i've heared it. Looks or words can always be a little deciving unless you read all of them. Thanks for sharing this.
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
You are very welcome for the share as I thought it was funny as well.
Yes sometimes words/people can be a little deceiving to say the least. I have actually had to report a couple of people here for not reading and posting off topic since they obvously did not read the whole discussion.
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Such a dirty little mind you have there. HAHA!! LOL!! :-)
I am glad that you obvously liked the poem.
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Well, I had to go get a tall glass of milk and re-read the post...hehe. Just kidding. I think that is priceless! It is interesting how quickly we let our minds go to the gutter. I saw a similar thing recently that upon glancing appeared to be about two people making love, but it was about having the flu!!!
@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
I have read the flu one before but I do not think that I seen the one posted here yet. I think it is great that anything can be seen as romantic and special like this.
Yes it is rather amusing how our minds instantly goto the gutter. HAHA!!
Hope that you enjoyed the milk as much as the milker did! LOL :-)
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@michelledarcy (5220)
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4 Feb 07
That is really funny, and yes I was thinking the wong thing right until the end, even though I saw the picture! I love the picture it made me laugh.
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@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
*tsk,tsk,tsk* Such a dirty mind!! HAHA!! LOL:-) I am glad that you liked the "CASH COW". Did you see the other cow pictures that I have posted in this discussion? I have all sorts of funny ones on my system. I will post one for you also just to give you a smile as apariently we do not get paid for the ones we post inside of the discussion.
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Thank you for the response and here is a blue eyed cow for you to enjoy!! Have a wonderful day!!
@meeandnotyou (2548)
• United States
4 Feb 07
It all falls on the preception alone. Anything in this world can be a beautiful event if you wish to see it that way.
There is another post here like this about the flu. It sounds like a beautiful thing when looked at through the eyes of another.
Thank you for the response and have a great day!!
