Lets Laugh!!
By MoOoDy
@MoOoDy (112)
Egypt
February 4, 2007 6:13am CST
I will type a joke, Then the next person tell me his opinion and then type another joke, and so.....
A young child asking his mother: "Mami why did you say that my baby brother is an angel??"The mother answered: "because he is very cute baby, and all the babies are angels, why do you ask?"The child answered: "because i throw him from the window but he didn't fly!!!!!"
3 responses
@ukchriss (2097)
•
6 Feb 07
One day a teacher was teaching religion,
when she asked the class
"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"
Two children rose their hand.
One was little Johnny.
Hesitant to pick on him she chose little Mary.
"I think your heart goes first because, that's were your emotions of love are."
"Very interesting." replied the teacher.
Seeing no one else had their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him. "I think your feet go up first."
Confused but relieved the teacher said, "Why is that?"
Johnny replied, "Once when I walked in my parents room I saw my dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying "Oh God, oh God, oh God!"
@joeelgezery (3)
• Egypt
6 Feb 07
nice one hadeeedy,
a man proposing to a girl's family, they ask him what's ur job he is like i treat children(pediatric)the girl is like "why did'nt u complete ur study"!!!!
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
Flight to New York
A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a
cross-country flight, and settles her in for the trip, smiling prettily at
admiring passengers seated around her.
Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm
sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first
class; I'm afraid you'll have to move.'
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York
to be a model.'
Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.
The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely,'I'm sorry,
Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll have to move back.'
The blonde replies, sweetly, 'I'm Blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
New York to be a model' -- and shows no signs of moving.
Frustrated, the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he'll deal
with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to the rear, and observes
the blonde seated comfortably in first class.
Approaching her with a smile, the captain leans over and speaks quietly into
the blonde's ear. Almost immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up,
and moves quickly to the coach compartment.
Amazed, the senior flight attendant asks the captain, 'Captain, I'm impressed
... what did you say to her?'
The captain grinned slyly and said, 'I just told her that the first class
cabin doesn't go to New York.'
