Blonde joke
By leezamaries
@leezamaries (241)
United States
February 4, 2007 12:16pm CST
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't long before a police car arrives. the officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictues doing here by the road?" asks the officer.
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
Do You Live Here?
Father Delaney was walking home after his sermon late one night when he came
upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man,
"Do you live here?"
"Yesh," the man slowly replied.
"Would you like me to help you upstairs?" the father asked.
"Yesh," the man slowly sputtered.
When they got up on the second floor he asked, "Is this your floor?"
"Yes," again the man replied.
Then Father Delaney got to think that maybe he didn't want to face the man's
irate wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he
opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it, then went back
downstairs.
But lo and behold when he went back outside, there was another Tramp lying on
the sidewalk. So he asked that man "Do you live here?"
"Yesh."
"Would you like me to help you upstairs?"
"Yes."
So he did and put him in the same door with the first Tramp. Then went back
downstairs, where, to his surprise, there was another tramp.
So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the tramp staggered over
to a policeman and cried, "For God's sake, officers, protect me from thigh man.
He been doing nothing all night long but taking' me upstairs and throwing me
down the elevator shaft!"
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