tell a nice joke

I just heard this joke this morning that really made me laugh. A man was passing from near a shoe shop where he saw a very expesive pair of boots. He needed a whole week's wage to buy it. After several days seeing the pair of cowboy boots in the display shelf at the shop he decided "I am going to buy it!" Went in the shop and bought the boots. He told the sales girl not to wrap it as he was going home WEARING the boots. He put his trousers inside and went home to his wife. She came to the door rather bubbly to greet him and he stopped her : "Wait a mintute! Are you noticing something different?" he asked. She replied a simple "No!" He ran to the bathroom, took off all his clothes.....all of them....left only his boots and went near his wife again. "Now tell me - Are you noticing something different?" She replied "No honey! Everything is pretty much the same! That thing looking downwards as usual" He started to get irritated and blurted out "Look honey THAT THING is looking downward to see the boots I just bought!!" The wife then understood why he was making all the fuss about something different! She told him very sweetly "You should have bought a hat!"

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"

Cant think of one now.. need to smoke!!!!