Share a joke. How good is your sense of humour?

Sitting at Crossroads "Why are you sitting at the crossroad, Pandit?" "One day something will happen here, and a crowd will gather. When that comes about, I may not be able to get close enough-so I'm putting in my time now." Sardar received an invitation 2 party which said "BROWN TIE ONLY". when he went 2 party he was surprised 2 find others were wearing pants & shirts also.!!!!!!!!1 getting Weighed...... Allen took his blind date to the carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Sandra?' asked Allen. 'I want to get weighed,' said Sandra. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Allen again asked Sandra what she would like to do. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Allen lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. 'I want to get weighed,' she responded. By this time, Allen figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, 'How did it go?' Sandra responded, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy.' A schoolboy was fined for calling his teacher a "gadhaa" [donkey]. Boy:" I will not be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?" Brahmin teacher: "No." Boy:"That is fine, Guruji." Q: Why did the Pandu school-teacher wear sun-glasses? A: Because his class was so bright! Q: Which is further away, Calcutta or the Moon? A: Calcutta, you can see the Moon at night!