Whats The Best You can Make Up

iNTERVIEWER: hOW DOES AN ELECTRIC MOTOR RUN? sARDAR: DHUURRRRRRRRRRRR... INTERVIEWR SHOUTS: sTOP IT! SARDAR: DHURR DHUP. DUP. DUP. DUPPP.... Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar gee: bad Interviewer: come Sardar gee: go Interviewer: Ugly Sardar gee: Pichli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar gee: Keep talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar gee: Come in Interviewer: Oh God! sardar gee: Oh Devil! Interviewer: U r rejected. Sardar gee: I am selected.... Oye ballay ballay Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there. Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.

What is Politics A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the Nanny is the working class. Now think about that." So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his diaper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the Nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the Nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad I know what you mean now." "You do? Tell me." "OK, while Capitalism is screwing the Working class, the Government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. Thisfloor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."