15 jokes from comedy central.

Goodbye Bubba's JeansGoodbye Bubba's Jeans A tribute to Bill Clinton to the tune of "Candle in the Wind" Goodbye Bubba's Jeans Though you always grew in your pants You had the grace to hold yourself, Till a woman graced the room. You called out through the country, While you whispered to those babes in pain, You can take me to heaven And then deny it all the same! And it seems to me you spent your terms Keeping Bimbos on the run: Always knowing where to turn to When you wanted some. And your footsteps will always fall where, Women like guys named Bill Your legacy will never last But your libido always will. Goodbye Bubba's jeans The nation will miss your style We'll miss that pouting lip That trembled when you felt our pain. And even though we'll try The truth that you are really gone Will bring us all to tears; When your wife is no longer running things. And it seems to me you spent your terms Keeping Bimbos on the run: Always knowing where to turn to When you wanted some. And your footsteps will always fall where, Women like guys named Bill Your legacy will never last But your libido always will. Goodbye Bubba's jeans, You wanted to be just like JFK And now you've done it, Making Monica your Marilyn Monroe. We hope that it was worth it, Dragging the country through the mud, So you could satisfy that urge, The one that's run you out of town. And it seems to me you spent your terms Keeping Bimbos on the run: Always knowing where to turn to When you wanted some. And your footsteps will always fall where, Women like guys named Bill Your legacy will never last But your libido always will.