What is the funniest or worst thing your dog has ever eaten?

Aww, poor Magnum!! I hope he's learned his lesson. Our dog is going through a phase where she eats the horses' hoof clippings. Everytime the farrier comes to the ranch to shoe our horses, our dog is right there eating them. Yuck!!

Our little Maltese went through an absolutely disgusting phase, which I am completely relieved that it is over with now, where she would eat the cats business from their kitty litter trays. It was completely and utterly disgusting. We literally had to pick her up and move her away to get her to stop. Nothing else would make her. Luckily, it only lasted a week or two.

Poi. My dog, Baby Girl, was in the trash and I thought she had been eating peanut butter. I looked in the empty dish that held the poi and found out that indeed she has better taste than most german shepherds have.

Well, I remember we had a dog named Christy and she gave birth to I think 5 pups...This worst thing he did after he gave birth is he ate all his puppies and that was the worst thing that I've ever seen and known in my whole life..

My dog a few months ago ate a box of approximately 1000 packages of splenda. Much to my surprise, he suffered no ill effects. We had just gone shopping at Sam's and somehow that box did not get put away and the stinker found it.

My dog snickers is a yorkie and he used to be really picky. But then I got Pepito....another yorkie. Now Snickers will eat ANYTHING! One day I came home from work to see that Snickers had eaten about 6 boxes of powdered jello and about 40 packets of splenda. He also opens drawers in my mothers kitchen and eats whatever he can find. He eats whole chocolate bars and pizza. One afternoon, my mother was at home for lunch and she had a turkey sandwich sitting on the table...she got up to answer the phone and when she got back to the table she replied "where is my turkey!?" Snickers had taken just the turkey off of the bread. He also removed a hamburger from the bun when my dad got out of his chair and left his plate on a table by the chair. He eats entire bag of treats. He is crazy.

my fatty doggie eats almost anything, all kinds of food, even if he's just been fed to paper, mattresses, bedsheets, pillows, shoes etc. Especially when he's angry. He shows us by destroying something of ours.

I love the name of your dog! The funniest thing my dog (R.I.P.) used to eat was crayons! He'd have some crazy looking poops after it too. I don't know why he was so attracted to them, but it was like his favorite food. My Saint Bernard doesn't do anything like that, but she definately loves to beg for human food.

My dog, has tried on several occassions to eat my cats' mouse. However, she's not lucky enough to do so because I always manage to get it away from her. However, my mom's dog managed this task. My mom didn't catch her in time, and by the time she realized it, it was gone. She ended up passing red and white pieces later on in the week.

The worst my little kobe ate was his own poo... eWWWWww!!!

i'v only had my dog for a couple days and i dont give her table scraps or ne thing, its not good for her diet, so i only feed her puppy chow. so i can't say iv seen her eat nething unusual

lol...your dog sounds funny...i know its not realy a laughing matter but it tickles me.As a child we had trwo great danes, lovely dogs they are, and way are girl dog called Tiny was a bit of a troubke maker, my great ganny was staying at our for the weekend and as usual granny put her teeth in a glass by the bathroom side for the night well in the morning they were missing i got the blame for it as i was only young, however a few days later my mums was doing the house work and what appeared in the dogs basket...yep you guested it the teeth..LOL...mum didn't have the heart to give them back to great granny espesially with the chew prints on !!! on another occasion we use to run a pub and restaurant my dad was hsoting a big wedding party, a bit bit of smoke salmon was left on top of the freezer, and some how the same dog tiny managed to get into tje kitchens, we caught he in time to see the last morsals of smoke salmon....think she also spent the week on boiled rice and pepto. The dog i've got now when she was a pup ate both of my sofas she took all the foam out of the cushions side panels the lot, i was only gone an hour...