i m gonna be father!!!!!

hmm,yea,it's funny.:D.Here is another to keep going on: Creative When applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent 3 years in computer programming claseses.I got the job. I'd neglected to mention that it took me 3 years in the same course before I passed.

Anthony says :: John .. she is gonna be happier when you tell this to your wife .. John asks :: How can that be possible .. ?? Anthony says :: Cos I just got the news that your wife has finally agreed to become my son's new mother .. :P

Did you scratch the car? Somewhere in America this week the following conversation is taking place: Dad - Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son - What's up, Dad? D- There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it? S- I don't believe, if I understand the definition of "scratch the car", that I can say, truthfully, and that I scratched the car. D- Well, it wasn't there yesterday, and you drove the car last night, and no one else has driven it since. How can you explain the scratch? S- Well, as I've said before, I have no recollection of scratching the car. While it is true that I did take the car out last night, I did not scratch it. D- But your sister, Monica, has told me she saw you back the car against the mailbox at the end of the driveway, heard a loud scraping sound, saw you get out to examine the car, and then drive away. So again I'll ask you, yes or no, did you scratch the car? S- Oh, you mean you think you have evidence to prove I scratched it. Well, you see, I understood you to mean did "I" scratch the car. I stand by my earlier statement, that I did not scratch the car. D- Are you trying to tell me you didn't drive the car into the mailbox? S- Well, you see sir, I was trying to drive the car into the street. I mishandled the steering of the car, and it resulted in direct contact with the mailbox, though that was clearly not my intent. D- So you are then saying that you did hit the mailbox? S- No sir, that's not my statement. I'll refer you back to my original statement that I did not scratch the car. D- But the car did hit the mailbox, and the car did get scratched as a result of this contact? S- Well, yes, I suppose you could look at it that way. D- So you lied to me when you said you did not scratch the car? S- No. No, that's not correct. Your question was "Did I scratch the car?". From a strict legal definition, as I understood the meaning of that sentence, I did not scratch the car... the mailbox did... I was merely present when the scratching occurred. So my answer of No" when you asked "Did I scratch the car" was legally correct, although I did not volunteer information. D- Son, you are such a slick talker you're either gonna wind up as a lawyer or President....

Hey funny.... Hahahaha this one is also cool.. :)

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heyy congrats.give her surprise :P