joke of the day 2/11 Urban jungle
By adidas7878
@adidas7878 (1891)
United States
February 11, 2007 1:47pm CST
An inner city teacher is asking her tird-grade students about farm animals.
"who know what sound a cow makes?" she asks. no one raises a hand, so the teacher say," a cow goes mooo. can anyone tell me what sound a sheep makes?"
again, not a single student raises a hand, so the teacher says, "a sheep goes baaa. Now can anyone tell me what sound a pig makes?"
all the students hands immediately shoot up, and the teacher calls a boy sitting in the front row.
the kid stand up, takes a deep reath, and scream, "up against the wall, motherphucker!"
3 responses
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
Hilary's Pregnant
Hilary is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete
physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can't
believe this has happened.
She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins
to berate him, screaming:
"How could you have let this happen? With all of the trouble going on right
now, you go and get me pregnant!!! How could you???!!!
I just found out I am pregnant and it is your fault!!! How could you??? What
have you got to say???"
There is nothing but silence on the phone. She screams again: "CAN YOU HEAR
ME???
Bill's quiet voice comes on in a barely audible whisper..."Who is this???"
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@adidas7878 (1891)
• United States
19 Feb 07
thanks for the funny joke i enjoy it specialy it is about bill cliton i dont think i ever get sick of that.
@LittleMel (8742)
• Canada
19 Feb 07
hhahaha hillarious! thanks for posting this. the wild side of city life. That boy needs some spanking :)
1 person likes this
@adidas7878 (1891)
• United States
19 Feb 07
hey you welcome, i am glad you like it, that is something about city life we all get to learn
@polachicago (18716)
• United States
11 Feb 07
It is so funny. today is the day for me to watch comedy and search for jokes.:)
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "B..I..TCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.:D
@adidas7878 (1891)
• United States
11 Feb 07
thanks for stopping by i heard of that one, it was funny, still it is. check my other joke or stop by for joke of the day tomorrow.
