Can You Write Limericks?

There was an old fool on Mylot, Who couldn't think up a response for this spot, So he made up a rhyme, That didn't take much time, And a few measily cents was all that he got.

Oh wow great minds think alike I was going to do a similar subject about an hour ago, but had to go out! Here's my two penny's worth There was a great girl in this thing who made all the boys hearts sing she came onto mylot and poured out her heart alot that wonderful person called darkwing lol!

Limerick There was an Old Man of the Wrekin Whose shoes made a horrible creaking But they said, 'Tell us whether, Your shoes are of leather, Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin? There was an Old Man who supposed, That the street door was partially closed; But some very large rats, Ate his coats and his hats, While that futile old gentleman dozed There was an Old Man of the West, Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest; When they said, 'Does it fit?' He replied, 'Not a bit!' That uneasy Old Man of the West There was an Old Man with a gong, Who bumped at it all day long; But they called out, 'O law! You're a horrid old bore!' So they smashed that Old Man with a gong. There was an Old Man on a hill, Who seldom, if ever, stood still; He ran up and down, In his Grandmother's gown, Which adorned that Old Man on a hill There was an Old Man of Moldavia, Who had the most curious behaviour; For while he was able, He slept on a table. That funny Old Man of Moldavia There was an Old Man in a boat, Who said, 'I'm afloat, I'm afloat!' When they said, 'No! you ain't!' He was ready to faint, That unhappy Old Man in a boat. There was an Old Man of Quebec, A beetle ran over his neck; But he cried, 'With a needle, I'll slay you, O beadle!' That angry Old Man of Quebec.

There was an old fool on this site, Who could never get his answers quite right, Though the truth he would tell, His star slowly fell, Even though he was being polite.

There was a fool that wanted to work online, Thinking "making money this way will be fine", So he typed the day away, For very little pay, Sending spam to an address of mine. I'm havin fun with this. I keep it up maybe it'll hit the front page.

There was a mylot member Darkwing, Whose discussion was the craziest thing, With a rhyme in each post, I responded the most, For in rhyming you know I am the king.

There once was a boy from maine who's dog was always a pain he'd sleep all day and never play but loved to bark at the rain Not very good, but I had fun.

Now that I've graduated, I can't even remember what a limerick is. And I just graduated seven months ago. See? High school. Totally pointless.

A fly and a flea were caught in a flue So what could they do? Said the fly lets flee And the flea said lets fly So the fly and the flea flew through a flaw in the flue. How is it? Hope this is the best one so far.

Lets check... Today i feel blue I dont know why, i just knew "Eat Chocolates", It's a clue To have a smile as bright and new. It's not bad at all..

There was a young man from Darjeeling Who got on the bus at Ealing A sign by the door said don't spit onthe floor so he stood up and spat on the ceiling Ok, who's next - LOL

One day a lot of free time I've got, I debated to do something, or not, So I turned on the PC, To make money that's easy, And that day I discovered myLot! Not too polished, and a little forced, but here's something to pay homage to myLot (so it can pay me too! har har!)

There once was a sun that was very bright which made the land full of light The clouds came and shut out the days delight Which caused a man to hit a car in broad day light.