Funny Notices.....

well I dont have anything new but those are really hilarious...lol....i mean were they genuine mistakes or were they meant to be funny....

These were great I love stuff like that. Got any more?

Lol I don't have any to add but these are certainly strange notices lol. I guess they must have been done by a Blonde lol even though I have to say I am blonde and I think I would have done them better lololol.

I had a file with that "engrish" product instructions bit that circulated around years back, but I can't find it :( I do have a large file with many anonymous quotes. But I'm afraid it's too large to post! (myLot has a max. character limit, apparently). They're not quite in the same line, but here are a few: "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?" "Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it." "Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle." "When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane." "As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841." "If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments." "Don't judge a book by its movie." "Fool-proof implies a finite number of fools." "Be alert...the world needs more lerts." "If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there." "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research." "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate." "The reward for a job well done is more work."

Hey those ar rally funy. I like specially the River highway, Poster at Kencom and sign of the restroom. But they all are great, have got a good laugh. Sorry I don't have any to add.

I am sorry, I do not have any to add but these are great. I laughed at them as I was reading them. It is amazing the funny things you will find in the big World Wide Web. LOL

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Sign at a golf Course read: "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be procecuted & have their balls removed" Gee - that's a bit harsh. A pole had two signs. The top one said, "Lodging Next right" Underneath that was another sign that said "State prison" A rest stop sign (eatery & gas station combined) said: EAT HERE and GET GAS Sign at a photography studio read: "Have the kids shot for Dad. $24.95

Some great ones there, thanks for sharing, one of my favourites was a sign in a laundry in Rome 'ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time' Speaks volumes doesn't it... When in Rome.... Another favourite is Drop your trousers here for best results. (Notice In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.)

I've seen a lot of these over the years, usually funny because of translation. Some have been added because of potential to be sued, like MacDonald's cups of tea have warning ' contents may be hot' or another one on a packet of nuts 'Warning may contain nuts'. I remember reading once that a church had a notice at its door 'Tired of Sin Come On In' and written below it was 'If not Phone xxxxxxxxx' I won't give the exact phone number in case someone gets offended.

I can't ever think of anything to add to lists like these but I enjoy reading them. We have a comedian named Jay Leno over here who hosts a late night TV program and he has viewers send in nonsensical newspaper quotes like these from all over the country which he reads every couple nights on the air. I racked my brains but I can't even remember one of his although I always get a good laugh out of them when he reads them.

Those were so funny, you made my day. I got one for you. Plumber joke A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon." The plumber replied, "I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"

I don't carry any jokes right now but will post if i have any... yours are really great...LOL...

LOL! Some of these are hilarious! I used to get email with things like this in them all the time but I never saved any of them, I wish i had now and then I could have added some. Still, thanks for the laugh on what is turning out to be a boring Sunday lol.

Those are funny i am rolling all over the floor i can you they have the craziest warning in the world lol

Yeahhh! You've made my weekend funny! Great collection... also good stuff from people who contributed. I've read several but cant remember any now!

hahaha... well I have no imput as of the moment but then I just have to share that I fancy the one liners.. that is also probably the reason why I adore statement shirts.. haha..

Everything on here was effing hilarious! i found myself LOLing a lot. i used to knwo a bunch of these, but i really don't remember them. Oh, that "con is oppostie of pro" quote is now on my MSN. Wonderful!

I took the time to type this but it wouldn't let me post it. I kept getting a message telling me to fill in the post. So here is again From Real Church Bulletins. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my pledge - Up Yours." Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 am. All ladies are invited to lunch at the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing at the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basemet on Friday afternoon. Potluck supper Sunday 5pm. prayer and medication to follow. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. At the service tonight the sermon will be What is Hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice. Please place your donation in the envelope with the deceased person you want remembered. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. Ladies don't forget the rumage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. Don't let worry kill you off - Let the Church help. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married in the church on October 24. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All ladies wishing to become little mothers please meet with the pastor in his study. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church on Wednesday. The outreach commitee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. 22 memebers were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang "Lord Knows Why" Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. During the absense of our paster we enjoyed the rare privledge of hearing a good sermon when JF Scubbs supplied our pulpit. The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings. The concert held at the fellowship all was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. Hymn "I Love Thee My Ford" Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. On the church bulletin during minister's illness God is Good. Dr. Hardgraves is better.

I love children and old people. It's everyone in the middle I cant stand. - Don Imus You won't find it hard to meet expenses. They are everywhere. - From the Internet Life is like a novel ripped out. - Rascal Flatts You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Kay Leno