A Few Jokes From My Collection.
By bhattee
@bhattee (164)
Pakistan
February 18, 2007 1:43am CST
Fortune Teller:I Can See Great Disappoinment For Someone Close To You.
Coustomer:Thats Right.I Have No Money to pay you
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Patient:Doctor if i give up drinking,will i live longer?
Doctor:not really. it will just seem longer.
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Mary To cosmetic surgeon
Will The surgery Hurt me???
Surgeon:No, Not Till I give you my bill.
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question:Why Did Sardarji buy a brown cow???
Answer:to get chocolate milk.
5 responses
@rollylolly (2843)
• India
16 Nov 11
Good ones and I enjoyed reading them and getting some relaxation . I had to dig jokes from 5 years 
Where are the latest ones ?
Where are the latest ones ?
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
18 Feb 07
hree men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
