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ram_cv @ram_cv (16513) • India 13 Mar 07

West Indies have made 241/9 from their quota of 50 overs. Will Pakistan chase it? Who's gonna be the man of the match? Cheers! Ram

pakistan

west indies

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bhattee My Prayers re With Pakistan Inshallah They Will Win

13 Mar 07

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pizzoli @pizzoli (3366) • Italy 10 Mar 07

What do you do on Saturday's nights????

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bhattee i Spend Saturday Nights Watching Tv Or A Good Movie. During The Marriage Season here in Pakistan Most Of The Marraige Functions Are Either Held On Saturday Or On Sundays So If im invited to one them Night Is dedicated to the functions.

10 Mar 07

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 4 Mar 07

A Women Went To a Doctor:MEra Beta Motorcycle Se Gir Gaya. Doctor:I Dont Know Urdu.Please Speak In English. Women:My Londa Gironda From Honda.

jokes

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ahadhussain @ahadhussain (184) • Pakistan 1 Mar 07

if you have any jokes submit it

jokes

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bhattee Question:There Is Drive Slow board near boys college but not near girls college.Why? Answer:Because Vehicles Automatically Slow Over There! ************ Jhonny:I Have A serious Memory Problem.I Cant remember Any Thing! Tom:Since When Do You Have This...

4 Mar 07

ahadhussain @ahadhussain (184) • Pakistan 1 Mar 07

if you have any jokes submit it

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bhattee Doctor:App Ko Kia Problem Hai. Pateint:Patle Motion. Dr:Kitne Patle? Patient:Bhut Patle. Doctor:Phir Bhi Kitne. Patient:itne k aap us se kulli kar sakte hain.

1 Mar 07

ahadhussain @ahadhussain (184) • Pakistan 1 Mar 07

if you have any jokes submit it

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bhattee Sardar Ji To sales Man:I want to buy pink Curtains 4 my Computer. Salesman:But computers dont need curtains. angry Sardarji:Oayee, I Have Windows Installed In It.

1 Mar 07

totalearnings @totalearnings (1603) • India 1 Mar 07

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,...

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kids jokes

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bhattee What did the Sardar Do When He Missed the 69 Bus. he Took the 33 bus twice instead.

1 Mar 07

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secret4u @secret4u (105) • Pakistan 7 Feb 07

what sources do Pakistan required for development???????

pakistan

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bhattee Where Your Personal Opinion. YEs Pakistan Does Need A Literate Population. But Before that We Need To Handover The RunninG of Our Country To The Right People, Cause Right Can Get Everything Right.Investing in Education(Which I Personally Think Is Going...

20 Feb 07

Jshean20 @Jshean20 (14348) • Canada 17 Feb 07

So you've given your landlord 3 months notice that you will be leaving on April 1st. Obviously he/she wants to find some new renters but is it OK for them to take people through your place while you're still living there? We got a...

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bhattee Here In pakistan Everything Is Legal For the Filthy Rich People. If They Want They Can Even Kick Tenants Out Of their Houses the next day.

18 Feb 07

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 18 Feb 07

Fortune Teller:I Can See Great Disappoinment For Someone Close To You. Coustomer:Thats Right.I Have No Money to pay you ........ Patient:Doctor if i give up drinking,will i live longer? Doctor:not really. it will just...

jokes

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Sawsen @Sawsen (793) • United States 17 Feb 07

I was washing my hands in the school restroom and my phone was in my front pocket. I bent down to get some soap, and before I knew it, my phone fell inside the sink!!! :( It completely drowned. I tried turning it on, but it's...

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bhattee it Worked Because it Was a Nokia. Aniways Try it may Work

17 Feb 07

Sawsen @Sawsen (793) • United States 17 Feb 07

I was washing my hands in the school restroom and my phone was in my front pocket. I bent down to get some soap, and before I knew it, my phone fell inside the sink!!! :( It completely drowned. I tried turning it on, but it's...

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bhattee I haD a Samsung before i got the QD. It Dint Even Last 4 months with me. and before Samsung i Had another Nokia. That Nokia was with me for 1 year it had also fallen a hundred times. And i once threw it in anger at sumone. The lCD got cracked but...

17 Feb 07

Sawsen @Sawsen (793) • United States 17 Feb 07

I was washing my hands in the school restroom and my phone was in my front pocket. I bent down to get some soap, and before I knew it, my phone fell inside the sink!!! :( It completely drowned. I tried turning it on, but it's...

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bhattee Its Been 2 Years since I Bought My Nokia n-gage QD It Has Fallen 2 times in Water. Its Got Millions Of Scratchs its fallen from 6 feet or higher for around 100s of times and guess what it still works excellent. Thats the difference between...

17 Feb 07

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bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 13 Feb 07

wHY aRE mY EARNINGS Falling. they were 0.99 a week a go,then fell to 0.68 went upto 0.70 yesterday and now are only 0.69 Whats Happening??????

my lot admins answer plz

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angelhuihui @angelhuihui (264) • China 12 Feb 07

A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65 years old, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is N their 70s,80s,or 90s. So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,"Get the kid."

kid

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bhattee Wife:What is 10 Years with me. Husband:A Second. Wife:What Is $1000 for me. Husband:A Coin. Wife:Ok Give mE a Coin. Husband:Wait A Second

12 Feb 07

fabwisp @fabwisp (1327) 12 Feb 07

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: The woman goes to the store and buys the food. The woman fixes the salad,...

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bhattee Q:why is the Maths book always Upset? A. Because iT has A Lot Of Problems.

12 Feb 07

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webster76 @webster76 (152) 11 Jan 07

Has anybody read any of Dan Browns novels other than the DaVinci Code. I have read The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons which is the Prelude to The DaVinci Code. I think 'Angels and Demons is a better story. Robert Langdon...

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bhattee I Have read all his books other than the angels and demons No Robert dows not appear in Deception Point as well As Digital Fortress Deception point is really good two Its about a discovery that NASA makes. A metriote with alein fossils But For...

9 Feb 07

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