bhattee

@bhattee (164)

Pakistan • Age 36

Joined myLot 18 years ago

Pakistan Zindahbad

Discussions (13)

bhattee's Discussions

Women Translating In English

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 4 Mar 07

A Women Went To a Doctor:MEra Beta Motorcycle Se Gir Gaya. Doctor:I Dont Know Urdu.Please Speak In English. Women:My Londa Gironda From Honda.

jokes

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A Few Jokes From My Collection.

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 18 Feb 07

Fortune Teller:I Can See Great Disappoinment For Someone Close To You. Coustomer:Thats Right.I Have No Money to pay you ........ Patient:Doctor if i give up drinking,will i live longer? Doctor:not really. it will just...

jokes

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Whata Happening?

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 13 Feb 07

wHY aRE mY EARNINGS Falling. they were 0.99 a week a go,then fell to 0.68 went upto 0.70 yesterday and now are only 0.69 Whats Happening??????

my lot admins answer plz

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Who Would U Save

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 7 Feb 07

There Are Two Persons On the Death Bed. One U Know Loves You. and the Other U Love But Know That That Person does not love u or ur not sure whether that person loves u or not. And U Can Save Only ONE. Who Would U...

people

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Every Morning I Need You.....

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 7 Feb 07

Every Morning I Need You..... My Lips Die To Touch You..... I Want you In My Bed...... I Want You To Be Hot..... I Love You..... My Dearest..... 'Nescafe Coffee'

insulting sms

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an apple a day.....

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 29 Jan 07

Listen To This An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away . . . . . But If The Doctor Is CUTE Bharh Me jaye Fruit (HELL WITH THE FRUIT)

sharing jokes

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an apple a day

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 29 Jan 07

Listen To This An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away . . . . . But If The Doctor Is CUTE Bharh Me jaye Fruit (HELL WITH THE FRUIT)

sharing jokes

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Whats ur Favourite Holiday Destination In Pakistan

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 28 Jan 07

Here in Pakisatn we get 2 months holidays in the months of june and july. from last few years i hav been goin to the Northern Areas. the best place i have been to in Northern Areas is the Lalazar valley. as soon as i saw it i...

pakistan cricket

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Ratings

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 27 Jan 07

If U Were Askd to Rate The Level Of satisfaction uv had with the following Handset producing Companies on a scale of 0 to 10 where wud u place them NOKIA SONY ERRICSION MOTOROLLA SAMSUNG HEre R My Ratings Nokia...

ratings

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Traffic Rules Violation

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 26 Jan 07

Have U ever Been Fined For Breaking Traffic rules? Well I was Fined Last Year For Underage Driving. But Now Im legally a driver cause i recently got my driving liscenc

cars

driving

traffic rules

Cellphones of the Future

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 26 Jan 07

there was an article i read about future prospects of nokia they say by 2010 they will introduce a phone with an internal memory of 100gb.They may also introduce the n-gage platform(a better one) in other symbian enabled...

n gage

A-levels

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 25 Jan 07

any a-level student(GCSE) over here???

Mental Hospital

bhattee @bhattee (164) • Pakistan 20 Jan 07

After Hearing That one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bath tub, the director reviewed the rescuers file and called him into his ofice. 'Mr Haroldson, your...

mental hospital