the way KIDS REPLY can be MESSY :))

thats why there are called kids, they are honest and lovely. you just have to understand them. what they say can be very helpful to us adults because they have answers that always sincere since they dont have no room for lies. no matter how messy their replies are we must always take note of them for our own growth and how to nurture them.

Fishing Lure A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"

What did the Sardar Do When He Missed the 69 Bus. he Took the 33 bus twice instead.

This may be a joke but it rings true. Children will always be honest enough to say what they have in mind. They do not know how to withhold thoughts, ideas nor emotions. They just blurt it all out without thinking what those words can do and what they really mean.

sounds harsh but thei innocent answers actually equip us with wisdom.

Fishing Lure A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."

quite funny... I agree with the concept though :)

oh dear this discussion is a bit off I thought that it would be funny but I don't see any humour in this at all sorry. Especially regarding the teacher.

hahahah!!! It is brutal but heck was that funny! But on a serious note, yeah sometimes kids can be brutally honest that it does hurt people's feelings, the funny thing is like the adults are the ones being bullied by the kids..

HI, it is really nice and funny working with kid you know.the way they reply is nice at times and other times it is really bad.all u have to do is to make up your mind not to get angry.just be nice to them and find use alot of innovativeways to make the see reasons why they should pay money to collect their pictures

Haha that'sfunny.It reminds me of my children last night. They are due to pay for their class pictures and they do not want to buy the picture from their chinese class. I also perwuaded them to buy because it will be a good remembrance when they grow old

Haha. A good joke :) Otherwise, kids will not be kids. They are really innocent and say what is in their mind without any processing. That makes them more lovely. Most of the times, they dont mean harm, and one can really find solace from kids. It's fun and enjoyable to be with kids.