Polish Divorce ( JOKE )

Well done, netpiper1,that is a funny one. Here is coming: A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exiting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the little boy. " Well, I can see that," she asked," But what is so exciting about a period?" "Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next the door shot himself."

Sounds of the Wild A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

Nice joke. Thanks for sharing this one. I have no joke to share. I love to read jokes but right now, i don't have one. Keep them coming. Thanks.

Waiter this coffee tastes like mud! Well sir it is fresh ground!

It may be an old one but made me giggle.good one dude.do share ur jokes frequently.Its like a variation in this community

that was a nice post buddy, keep posting such nice jokes, its fun here to work, get topics of ur interests, express ur views and at the same time go thru such funny jokes. thnaks mylot.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore! What is the fruitiest lesson? History, because it's full of dates! What language do they speak in Cuba? Cubic! Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race? He was asking for directions!

that good one hear one back For The Kids... Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday. Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells? What do you mean "took them out of their shells!" Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please! Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch! Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!

Good one. I enjoy reading jokes. This will kill off my stress at work. Keep them coming in! :)

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?" The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical. With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick. Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is." The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly. Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch.

You are giving some good reasons for one good laugh after another - reverberating in the house from one person to another. Thanks for sharing. Sometimes it reallly pays to clarify things rather than just presume that you know it all.