What is the lamest pick-up line you have ever heard?

An older gent once said: Are you related to Debbie Boone...because you light up my life. (groan, ugh, ick, ew)

If you were a buggar, I'd pick you first. How's that one?

Great topic. I've been married for 13 years and I'm so glad that I know longer have to try and pick up women. But I will admit to my own lame pickup lines. 1. I would say, I can't believe how much you look like my 1st wife. They would say something like, is that good or bad? I would reply, You tell me, I've never been married. 2. this is a old one. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 3. Do you feel quilty? She would say, why? I would reply, because your down here and all the other angels are in heaven. Ladies & gentlemen, please don't beat me up for being so lame, I know these corny, I'm just replying to a topic.

Actually this line worked on me. of course I was only twenty years old. I was working 11-7 as an x ray tech. One of my patients was a great looking guy. He had been in an accident. After I did his films, he said . You have to have breakfast with me tomorrow, cause you can see right through me.

Excuse the rude nature of this one but I have in fact used it... ME : Whats your background? GIRLS : I'm half Irish, Half German ME : Would you like a little bit of Scottish in you? I used that in my younger days in Canada and the funny thing is no-one ever got offended. When you have an accent you can pretty much get away with saying anything is what I have found.

Here are a few I have heard before: 1. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! 2. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 3. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. 4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hey I have few lame pick up lines: 1-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on! 2-I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!(this one actually worked) 3-Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! 4-Baby, you're so hot, you make the North Pole look like the equator. Aren't they funny?

I was once at this festival and had just come out of the ladies room into the area where it splits into mens and womens bathrooms. This creepy looking guy said to me as I came out into that area, "I swear I heard angels sing when you came into the room" I just looked at him and said, "No, that was just the sound of relief" and walked away giggling and panicing that he might be following.

"You must know karate, because that body is kicking". So lame, I'm embarrassed that I wrote it. lol Lloyd

Crazynuse; What's wrong with " My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me anytime." it sounds cute. The lamest chat up line I've heard was "Am I dreamning or are you really an angel" I actually laughed when I heard it and this isn't a good thing as I can't normally stop! Kudos, ~Joey

Is this lame:If I can rearrange alphabets.I will put U and I together.

You must be from Tenesesse because YOU ARE THE ONLY 10 I see.

When I was in high school and hurt my shoulder and had to wear a sling, this guy came up to me and ask if it hurt. I forgot that I was hurt and asked,"What?" He said...when you fell from heaven...apparently you got injured....SOOOO LAME!

"can i have a picture with you? so that we'd develop" haha, so lame.

Well, no one has tried to pick me up. So I can't recall any. And I have never used any lines on a woman. So I will be interested to read some of the lines people use. I guess I am just not into pick-up lines.

Oh, I have a bunch of the, but the lames, which has actually woked I am appalled to say is..."what is your national heritage?.....eould you ike a little bit of Scottish in you?"......horrible, I know

Did you tickle him?? I really didnt hear too many pick up lines. I got married when I was 18 and I only dated my frieds except for one. So they had no need to use pick up lines with me. Small towns do have their advantages.

some doggin bird once asked me, "do you have any butter cos my legs need spreading". i laughed my nads off but it is rather revolting.