why dogs are better than men?

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1. dogs don't have trouble expressing their feelings in public. 2. dogs miss you when you're gone. 3. dogs feel guilty when they do something wrong. 4. dogs don't brag about past relationships. 5. dogs don't criticize your friends. 6. dogs admit when they are jealous 7. dogs do not play games with you - except fetch (and they don't laugh at how you throw) 8. dogs are content just being with you, no matter how gushy the movie you are watching is. 9. dogs don't feel threatende by female intelligence. 10. you can train a dog not to make a mess in the house. 11. you don't have to worry who is your dog dreaming about. 12. good looking dogs don't know they are good looking. 13. dogs understand what the word "NO" means. 14. dogs don't want to bring their friends home for a beer. 15. dogs don't tell the punchline on your jokes. 16. dogs don't have a mid-life crisis and look for younger owners. 17. dogs do not criticize your driving. 18. dogs admit it when they are lost. 19. dogs mean it when they kiss you. 20. dogs don't care if you put your make up on or not. 21. dogs don't care if you have lipstick on when you kiss them. 22. dogs don't mind morning breathe. 23. dogs love you without your morning shower and all the foo foo stuff. 24. dogs are satisfied with a belly rub. 25. motel managers dont have to worry about your dog stealing towels, ashtray, or televisions. 26. dogs know when to leave woman alone. 27. dogs don't complain about the amount of money spent on clothes. 28. dogs are one of the last form of unconditional love left in the world. 29. dogs are Loyal AND faithful. 30. You can neuter dogs legally!!! 31. dogs dont nags or manipulate with guilt trips. 32. dogs know exactly what you need when you are sick. :)