Are You A Normal American?
By minnie_98214
@minnie_98214 (10557)
United States
April 13, 2007 8:21am CST
Sorry I only have the stats for Americans at this time. So let see if you are normal.
85% of men dont use the slit in their underwear.
45% of us pee in the shower. ewwwwwwwwwww
82% will tell someone to zip their pants.
and ouch the big one
91% of us lie regularly. (so how do they know this quiz is correct)
100% of us love Mylot.
So how does everyone compare are you normal?
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5 responses
@simran1430 (1790)
• India
13 Apr 07
I am not an american .here is something more on the normal thing .Based on an analysis of 73 in-depth interviews, this study finds that respondents repeatedly invoked a monolithic image of the "Normal American Family" as an interpretive framework in giving meaning to their own family life. The Family served as a contrast structure in respondents' accounts of parents—and Asian parents in general—as overly strict, emotionally distant, and deficient. However, when discussing plans for filial care, respondents relied on favorable images of the close family ties associated with Asian immigrants, such as those depicted in "model minority" stereotypes. In so doing they generated positive descriptions of their families, particularly in contrast to mainstream American families. The findings suggest that narrow and ethnocentric images of the Family promulgated throughout mainstream culture compose an ideological template that can shape the desires, disappointments, and subjective realities of children of immigrant minorities.
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@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
16 Apr 07
Yes i understand everything you just said......opps there i go with the lies. I understood the first sentence. I feel stupid too many big words im gonna need my dictonary for this one.
@ravinskye (8237)
• United States
13 Apr 07
well judging by all that i guess i'm pretty normal lol. all though i'm female so i can't compare to the slit in the underwear thing, but i'm pretty sure that my husband doesn't use his lol.
@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Wouldnt be great if this quiz really qualified you as normal? I am also a female but I know my man does not use the slit. I wonder if any guys use this slit. I got a new discussion now Ill find out soon lol.
@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
13 Apr 07
There was more to this but I didnt want to be typing all day. Anyways if this is normal im happy to be abnormal lol. The mylot part was my own little add.
@LordGregoroftheSith (667)
• United States
18 Apr 07
You know what I am american, and I will give you the downlow on that. No, I DO use the slit in my underwear. Yes, I pee in the shower if I need to, just make sure it doesn't get on you. :P I will tell you if you need to "zip it" and I lie if I fill you need to be lied to. So, what other than the underwear, I am 100% american, and I am glad to be. Who else you know that would pee in the shower and proudly admit it?? LOL. :D
@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
18 Apr 07
Hummm......okay ill admit ive also peed in the shower. I know girls dont do that stuff well they lie of course. We are normal after all.
