skirvy

@skirvy (250)

United States • Age 44

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Discussions (32)

skirvy's Discussions

How Stupid Are People?

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 16 Jan 07

How stupid do you have to be for them to put these on lables? In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products: 1. On a blanket...

bread pudding

jokes

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Who would you have?

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 13 Jan 07

Who would you have on your team if you could choose? Why would you have the players you chose on your team? Would your team get along together?Could your team beat mine? My Team would be, Center: Yao Ming Power Forward: Dirk...

1 person

How to tell if someone is lying to you by watching their eyes.

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 12 Jan 07

How to tell if the person you are speaking with is telling the truth or not! The basics into eye signals, what the various eye positions mean and whether the person is generally telling the truth or not. When speaking with...

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What do you think?

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 10 Jan 07

What do you think about President Bush's speech. Do you agree with what he said? What is your position on the War in Iraq? What would help to get Iraq in stable condition? And get our troops out of Iraq?

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After all the Bowls

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

After all the bowls which would you like more to see? Flordia vs. USC Florida vs. LSU Florida vs. Boise State Florida vs. Louisville Or any others. I think i would rather see Florida vs. LSU. I think it would be very...

football

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Funny or what?

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll...

jokes

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Some more strange, weird facts

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

Some silkworms can spin cocoons that contain more than two miles of silk. The cardigan was originally made to be a military jacket made of knitted wool. The first fashion house to be set up was in 1858 by Charles Worth. He...

dress shirt

levi jeans

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Some Amusing Facts

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

215 jeans can be made with one bale of cotton. Annually 7 million tons of textiles and clothing is thrown out. Out of this, only 12% is used again or recycled. Castaways Travel, a Houston-area travel agency, offers an...

cancun

cancun mexico

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Man Changes Name To Zipardi Duda

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

Most people want a name that people cannot usually pick on, but a man from England has recently changed his legal name to Zipardi Duda. The man, Anthony Duda, told local newspapers that he'd taken on the off-beat name to...

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World news and teenagers.

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

Do teenagers watch news nowadays? Have you all heard about all the political killings, the hurricanes, the false accusations and finally being accused world leaders and stuff like that? How concerned are teenagers with the world...

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Is dating outside your race wrong?

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

Would you or do you date outside your race?I do and get a lot of problems.People look at you funny or act different.I thought that sort of thing was going out the door.We all bleed red, so what is the problem?My parents even...

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Last Minute Christmas Gift - Joke share yours

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the...

jingle bells

jokes

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Powerful Liquid another animal Joke

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 9 Jan 07

A preacher was walking along a street when he noticed a small boy sitting on the curb. The boy had a bottle of liquid and seemed fascinated with it. The preacher was curious as to what was in the bottle, so he asked the boy what...

Did you know that the only two days of the year...

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 8 Jan 07

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

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Did you know that the Song "Ring around the Rosey...

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 8 Jan 07

The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey"), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on...

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New Women's Study

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 8 Jan 07

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their butt has grown too big since getting married.. 10% of women think their butt is just as big as it was when they got...

1 person

101 Ways To Annoy People

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 8 Jan 07

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends...

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Another Blond Joke

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 8 Jan 07

A young blonde was o vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendor was asking. After becoming very frustrated...

blonde

funny

jokes

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Who will win?

skirvy @skirvy (250) • United States 8 Jan 07

Who will win the BCS Championship? It's Florida vs. Ohio State. I think that Ohio State will win. Even though I'm a die heart Michigan fan. I know that Ohio State will win it all. Even if the match up should be Michigan vs. Ohio...

ohio state

football

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