vissu295_1986

@vissu295_1986 (376)

India • Age 38

Joined myLot 18 years ago

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Unable to upload more banners!!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 8 Jun 07

Hi I have uploaded about 20 banners for this contest, up to now. But now, I am unable to upload more photos!! I saw the terms of use and guidelines of myLot, and they don't tell the restrictions on image uploads. What should I...

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Little Johnny

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 12 Jan 07

Little johnny's earth science class teacher was lecturing about map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes, she asked."suppose i asked u to meet me for lunch at 43 degrees, 23 minutes north...

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Favorite Commentator?

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 12 Jan 07

Frndz, Tell me who is ur favorite commentator? I personally feel Geoffrey Boycott is the best commentator in recent years, and Jeff thomson is the best of all? What about urs?

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Best Cricket Player in the world

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 12 Jan 07

Friends, Who is the best cricket player according to u? I feel Dravid is the best player.what do u feel?

best

cricket

player

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How to save ur job

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

If u wanna know how to save ur job (funny) see this picture.

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Innovative idea for committing a suicide

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Just for fun. See this picture and post ur comments

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Advertisement in a funny way

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

See this funny picture.Do u wanna buy a T-shirt after seeing this?

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A sardar joke with cartoon!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Hi, see this funny cartoon and leave your comments

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What,s your Joke of the day!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

This is mine. 4 high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to the relief she smiled and said, "well,u missed a test today, so...

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See this funny picture..

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Plane landing!!.. how is it?

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If Newton is in a romantic mood..:-))

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Law of conservation of love "Love can be neither created nor destroyed, but can only be trsferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend, with some loss of money" First Law: "A boy in love with a girl continue to be in...

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the heights of watching serials

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 11 Jan 07

Patna in bihar state due to rain the house got flooded. But people don't want to miss the serial. See this picture

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Joke>>>> Air India

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the...

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Bihar Driving License...Application form.., its very funny

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Bihar Driving License...Application form.. DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. For instruktions, see bottom applikason. 1....

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Engineers perception about human body

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The...

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Real Court Case - Read On !

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This...

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See how funny this is***,Dont miss!!

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

Hotmail inbox of George W. Bush

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If Microsoft took over the car industry

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

20. The radio would be computerized, but you'd need to install 64 Meg of RAM, a new sound card, a game card, a new video driver, a CD drive, and type C:radiotalkrush*.* to get it to play. 19. The entire engine wouldn't be in...

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Computer Error Messages

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

# Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. # COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key # Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. # 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. # Computers make very fast, very...

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Computer Acronyms

vissu295_1986 @vissu295_1986 (376) • India 10 Jan 07

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defective Operating System BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry...

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