518lot

@518lot (9)

China • Age 53

Joined myLot 17 years ago

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If i am a manager

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition–if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. "I am waiting for my secretary,"was...

Ugly Baby

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the...

A Useful lesson

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

In England nobody under the age of 18 is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often, but he never took his son, Tom, because he was too young. Then when Tom had his...

The new baby

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that...

Dating for mother

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she...

Drunks

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both...

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3 Sick Soldiers

518lot @518lot (9) • China 6 Feb 07

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What's your problem,Sol dier?" "Chronic syphilis,Sir!" "What treatment are you get ting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir!"...

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Only One Instance

518lot @518lot (9) • China 4 Feb 07

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word?Fool?. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the...

A rithmetic Lesson

518lot @518lot (9) • China 4 Feb 07

A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand. ?Hello,Mr. Smith,?He said,?I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents.? ?Very good,?said the grocer, and he noted down the sale. ?Anything else,...

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