all_am_rejects

@all_am_rejects (57)

United States • Age 40

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

Little boy in a sand box.

magrylouyu @magrylouyu (1627) • United States 27 May 08

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.At first he holds it in for a little while...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

Slow down

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 29 May 08

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!' "Why not" said the officer. "Because...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

This is such a funny joke

TShaheed @TShaheed (80) • United States 30 May 08

The Love Story of Ralph and Edna Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, when they were walking past the hospital's swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottomof the...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

Farmer jokes...

reene0225 @reene0225 (351) • United States 7 May 08

On a rural road a state trooper pulled over a farmer and said, Sir did you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back? The farmer replied, Thank God I thought I had gone deaf. I really like that one. That is...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

the truth

devtina @devtina (371) • India 20 May 08

At school,a boy is told by his classmate that most Adults are hiding atleast one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying " I KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH" --even when you dont know anything. The Boy...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

what is the funniest joke you have heard?

apple1982 @apple1982 (42) • China 29 May 08

Joke means laugh,means happy and becoming younger.So why don't tell a joke? Two joke here: 1\Billy and his brother davy were in the same class.The teacher assigned to write a composition"my monther".Davy write one and Billy...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

The Bar

magrylouyu @magrylouyu (1627) • United States 27 May 08

Aman walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about nine inches high...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 1 Jun 08

The Original Computer!

magrylouyu @magrylouyu (1627) • United States 29 May 08

My friend sent me this joke and I thought it was pretty funny. Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Okey it's Joke time!!!

errielle @errielle (442) • Philippines 5 Dec 07

let's share a joke here... and I will start! A plane crashed in the jungle. The lone survivor was a priest. The place where the plane crushed is known for the wild animals present in the area. The priest was really afraid...

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spiderlizard22 Joker: My arms are tired. Bartender: Tired from what? Joker: From flying? Bartender: Flying? Joker: Yeah. I flew from Chicago.

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Okey it's Joke time!!!

errielle @errielle (442) • Philippines 5 Dec 07

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niranjans87 Six reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Okey it's Joke time!!!

errielle @errielle (442) • Philippines 5 Dec 07

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Share Your JOKES

CRYSIS @CRYSIS (77) • India 10 Dec 07

I shall begin.Tina my six year old sister was observing me as i was cleaning the living room.She asked "bro why do you always clean up before people come tm visit".I answered it is nice to have a clean house when company comes.she...

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CRYSIS Here next Rita goes home to her husband Ray,ecstatic about a designer dress she's brt in sales."Look at this,"she says "I brt it for a ridiculous figure"."yeah i know",says Ray."Bv how much did you pay for it?"

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Share Your JOKES

CRYSIS @CRYSIS (77) • India 10 Dec 07

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spiderlizard22 One radio station prank took place on April Fool's Day. They announced that the phone company would be cleaning the dirt out of the phone lines that afternoon. They do this, it seems, by blowing air into the wires in the switching station. The problem is that...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Share Your JOKES

CRYSIS @CRYSIS (77) • India 10 Dec 07

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Cats and Teenagers

myworkid1987 @myworkid1987 (755) • United States 21 Dec 07

For all of you with teenagers or who have has teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have alot in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. No...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Reasons why many people never visit a 5 Star Hotel!

dragonfly04 @dragonfly04 (246) • Philippines 15 Jan 08

Question: "what would you like to have.. fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, milo or coffee?"Answer: "tea please"Question: "ceylontea, herbal, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"Answer: ceylontea"Question: "how would...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 21 Mar 08

Irreverent Easter in Canada!

revdauphinee @revdauphinee (5703) • United States 18 Mar 08

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde, an American, said, 'Easter is a holiday...

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all_am_rejects liked this • 12 Mar 08

this is worth a good chuckle!

revdauphinee @revdauphinee (5703) • United States 4 Feb 08

this is worth a good chuckle! A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a...

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