charlieb1979

@charlieb1979 (392)

United States • Age 44

Joined myLot 18 years ago

I gotta be me :)

myspace,com/charlie30240

Discussions (28)

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Ok this is puzzling me.

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 12 Jan 07

not even two minutes ago I had 324 posts. I went to respond to another discussion and I lost three posts somewhere in the process. does this ever happen to anyone else ? If so why do you think it happens ?

mylot posting

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Wearing jeans to Church

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 9 Jan 07

One Sunday Jimmy was getting ready to go to Church. As they were heading out to the car, his wife noticed that he was wearing a pair of jeans with two holes on the back near the seat of the jeans. She asked him why he was wearing...

church jokes

Can you be friends wiht exes?

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 8 Jan 07

I have a friend who tries to maintain a friendship with her ex husband. The problem is that whenever she tells her ex mother in law anyting, the mother in law blabs it all over town basically. Then it causes a riff between my...

friends with exes

mother in law drama

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Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician?

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 7 Jan 07

He worked it out with a pencil (rim shot)

constipation

jokes

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the Gay version of "The Wizard of Oz"

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 7 Jan 07

Billy Ray the local homophobe was really looking to make a change in his life. He decided to start by learning more about Gay people and trying to understand what being Gay was all about. So he'd read books, watched Television...

bouncer

gay

wizard of oz

Technology for country folks

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 7 Jan 07

file--what you did to your chainsaw blade when it needed sharpening hard drive--what you had when you drove your pickup truck through the woods during the snowstorm to go chop firewood mouse--what the cat was chasing in your...

country folks

technology

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Ole Butterface

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 7 Jan 07

Lisa and her brother Michael were at the local skating rink. They had decided to go so maybe Michael could meet a new girlfriend. Sure enough, he saw this girl from across the room that he thought was cute. He'd only seen her from...

jokes

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When you join a new web message board what do you do?

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 6 Jan 07

just jump in and start posting or do you post a message that introduces yourself to the people on the forum? sometimes I just jump in and let my member profile do the introductions, sometimes I will introduce myself

forums

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If you could go back and live your life over or at least certain parts of it....

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 6 Jan 07

knowing what you know now...would you do it? I'd have to say yes. There are certain things that I would change, and some that I wouldn't, and some that I would change just slightly. Post your thoughts

aging

maturity

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Describe for me:

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 6 Jan 07

your typical posting on my lot. I tend to think of it as a job in which I need to make a prpduction quota. I set a certain number of posts I need to make in a day to meet or exceed my previous day's posting. I then divide that...

posting

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wooohoooo i did it

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 6 Jan 07

this post marks my 100th post in a day. THanks to everyone who read my lame jokes and stuff today. Happy Posting and have a good weekend, Mylot is the best :)

happy

mylot posting

weekend

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Did you hear about the orthodontist who wouldn't talk about her personal life?

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 6 Jan 07

Her friends told her it was like pulling teeth to get her to open up about anything

orthodontist joke

Did you hear what happened to the musician who got struck by lightning??

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

he made a very good conductor

joke

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Blonde Brandi is so stupid

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

her boyfriend bragged about posting on mylot and asked if she thought he could break her record....so she went to his stereo and got his autographed copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and broke it!!! her boyfriend said...

blonde joke

Did you hear about the lady that had the baby through her nose?

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

it was a cute little booger

baby

Did you hear about the man who wanted to open a bakery?

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

He's going to get started just as soon as he raises the dough

bakery joke

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Spaghetti

charlieb1979 @charlieb1979 (392) • United States 5 Jan 07

I think I've outdone myself on cooking spaghetti. Tonight for supper I fixed it with ground beef with onion, oregano, and bell pepper cooked in the beef. One think I didn't do is let my noodles get mushy... which I don't like in...

cooking

spaghetti

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