cradleOFjheffd

@cradleOFjheffd (920)

Philippines • Age 41

Joined myLot 17 years ago

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ST1 drive for my Samsung YH20

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 15 Mar 07

Guys anyone here has a Seagate ST1 Drive 5Gb? I really need for my samsung player. here is the specs/description of the drive: Features/Specifications: Seagate ST1 5 GB CompactFlash Card General Features: 5 GB...

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I'm in the 2%

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 2 Mar 07

At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind. This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the...

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Sleeping on the job....

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 2 Mar 07

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me...

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the devil pays..........................

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 2 Mar 07

A Very Faithful Woman An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so...

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white hair...

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 2 Mar 07

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, in contrast on her brunette head. She looked...

"spell czechoslovakia"^_^

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 2 Mar 07

Entering Heaven... A lady died and entered Heaven's pearly gates. Lady: Where am I? Am I where I think I am? Is this heaven? Did I really make it to heaven? St Peter: Yes mam you did this is heaven. Lady: What do I have to...

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amzanig!

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 2 Mar 07

I Cnduolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny...

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Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo...

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! : ...now its 11:00...

rejected childrens book titles:

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

1. Juggling Knives is Easy 2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven 3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things 4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want 5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase 6. 101 Games to Play in the...

The Name Game

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If...

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New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with...

Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.....

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date." Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears. Your cow gets a silicon...

13 Things Films Have Taught Us

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the...

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Funny Conversations...

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY : What time was...

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next...

101 Ways To Annoy People...

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin...

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been...

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Porch....

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

Just for fun.. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had...

Girl's Night Out...

cradleOFjheffd @cradleOFjheffd (920) • Philippines 1 Mar 07

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and...

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