firelight

@firelight (1858)

Australia • Age 47

Joined myLot 19 years ago

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Discussions (167)

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The New Purina wonder Diet!!!!!

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 21 Jan 07

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so, on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet...

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Blonde Genies!

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 14 Jan 07

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes...

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Why Are Men Happier?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 15 Dec 06

Men Are Just Happier People ... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You...

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Beer Vs Water

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 15 Dec 06

[b]WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1...

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Christmas Carols For the Disturbed!!!

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 11 Dec 06

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? . 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are . 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas . 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels...

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Empty Promises

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 5 Dec 06

Do you get hurt when your husband, or anyone else, makes you promises they never keep, however small?

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Christmas Presents on a Budget!!!!

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 3 Dec 06

My dear family and friends,Somewhat embarrassing to admit; I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely...

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Favourite Flower.

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 3 Dec 06

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Bill and Mary listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men: "Can you...

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Earnings stuck???

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 3 Dec 06

Am I the only one who's earnings haven't updated?? over to the left it says 8 hours ago, yet when I click on my earnings, it only goes to December the 1st?

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==> How to confuse Santa! <==

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 1 Dec 06

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. * While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. * Leave him a note,...

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Are you going to stay at Mylot, or leave?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 1 Dec 06

Well the month is almost over, with all the complaints about the rates dropping, who is going to stay into the next month and who is cashing out and leaving?

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What is the Hardest decision you've made?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 30 Nov 06

We are faced with many decisions in our life, some easy, some not so easy. What is the hardest decision you have ever had to make?

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YOU MUST BE SINGLE!!!!!!

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 30 Nov 06

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of coffee, And a...

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Are you Gay, Straight, or Bi?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 30 Nov 06

What is your preference?

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How Many Days a Week Do You Work?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 27 Nov 06

Do you work a normal Five day week job, or more or less?

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Are you a Taker or a Giver?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 27 Nov 06

Do you like to give gifts, or receive them?

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How old were you when you had your first child?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 27 Nov 06

I was 20, how old were you?

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Have you ever met someone off the internet?

firelight @firelight (1858) • Australia 26 Nov 06

Have you ever met someone in person that you met on the internet?

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4 people