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The Hero's Journey is some mumblety-jumbo comparative literature nonsense by Joseph Campbell that's hung over the screenwriter's profession like an oily pall since STAR WARS came out. Everyone thinks George Lucas used Campbell's...

The Hero's Journey is Bulls*it

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 26 Feb 07

flash gordon

Yeah, you nose and tackle fall off and you die of insanity, but on the way you get these crazy, grandiose feelings that you understand everything. You feel as if you're on the brink of an Earth-cracking discovery. I'm...

I need tertiary neurosyphilis

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 26 Feb 07

So I ended up going to the premiere that night. The DayQ*il took away the body ach*s, and I just didn't speak to anyone to save my throat. Maybe it gave me an air of mystery. The afterparty was at Shag on Cahuenga. They had valet...

I thought they hired him

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 26 Feb 07

I can't remember ever being this sick

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

Which is good, 'cuz I'd hate to think I've been worse in the past, and could go lower in the future. My body hurts so much I want to cry, and I can't eat anything, even water. Wait, I guess that means I can't drink anything,...

health

I'm serious. I want to totally overhaul this fu*ker by April 1st. I want to post video and audio and stuff, and also change the look. Nothing crazy, nothing computer-freezing in its grandiosity -- simple, sparse, but cool. Who...

Who wants to re-design my myLot page?

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

mylot

It's only February 26...

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

...and already there's been UFO sightings over six states, an astronaut drove cross country wearing a diaper so she could murder someone, and Anna Nicole Smith dropped dead. 2006, weirdness-wise, is already a pu*sy. 2007 is...

I'm finally done tweaking my actual website. And I've got final details on...well, so much s*it. Comedians of Comedy @ NoisePop and Coachella. The Comedians of Comedy Troubadour Concert DVD release date and bonus goodies details....

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Last week: Massive updates

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

They're remaking HALLOWEEN. But we need a competely fresh horror movie, and one based around a holiday we haven't used yet. Arbor Day. Secretary's Day. Jewish holidays? HANNU-KILL?

We need a new holiday-themed slasher movie

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

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Astronaut love/murder

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

When they make a movie about the NASA astro-lady who tried to kill the other lady for the astronaut she loved, do you think they'll use Elton John's "Rocket Man" or Bowie's "Space Oddity" in the soundtrack?

elton john

Please post yet another, "Huh, a post from the future!" comments. They're always funny.

Wondering if you're a di*k

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

How can I un-break my habit -- having to plunk down and blaze through my pile in front of coffee, eggs and bacon before I do anything else? I actually have s*it to finish. I should focus on...oh s*it, a new issue of SCALPED!

I just got comics

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

food

If you go out in public in sweatpants, you've quietly given up.

Secrets of the ancients, VI

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

health

1. Please leave a comment on my post! 2. What are your twenty favorite comic books, and why? 3. Request to rate + Comment 4. Is this really you?

Some messages I'll never answer

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07

Last time at noon, on Animal Planet, the happiest three hours of the year starts. PUPPY BOWL, where puppies "tackle, fumble and foul". Oh yes, I will be happy. A producer friend of mine (the guy who shepherded WHO WANTS TO BE A...

Puppy bowl III

jaripower @jaripower (42) • Malaysia 25 Feb 07