Let's make fun of this idiot!
By wooitsmolly
@wooitsmolly (3613)
United States
July 13, 2008 10:15am CST
No, but seriously. I was over at a friend's house and met this guy for the first time. I was warned he's kind of annoying and a bit of a misogynist (it literally took me 2 minutes to figure out how to spell that one! whew..)
So, how we got on this subject I don't know (alcohol) but he said, "Every guy has a wet dream every night" to which I replied, "HAHA WHAT? That's not true..." I mean, that is clearly false. This d-bag literally argued with me for at least 15 minutes about this.. insisting that he is right!! Then to top it off, he added, "you trying to talk about this like you know something is like me trying to talk about women's reproduction... it just doesn't make sense."
So now because I am a female I obviously know NOTHING about the male reproductive system. Okay, buddy. Okay.
So please all you males out there... do you have a wet dream every single night of your life?? I am going to venture a guess and say the answer is NO, but obviously I am not equipped to talk about this subject as I am a silly woman...
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25 responses
@coolseeds (3919)
• United States
14 Jul 08
I don't think so. LOL Maybe the guy is just wetting the bed. Did you ask him that? Maybe his mom explained it to him that way. "Well all the little boys do that." Now he is scarred for life. He probably believe in the Tooth Fairy as well.
Some people. And I bet the guy is single.
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@coolseeds (3919)
• United States
16 Jul 08
That poor girl. You know, you can't reason with ignorance. 
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
14 Jul 08
He actually has had a girlfriend for like 5 years... and apparently she is a pretty cool chick.. I was shocked and amazed and felt bad for her :\
@jerzgirl (9291)
• United States
14 Jul 08
You know, Pike - that just COULD be his problem - he hasn't matured past age 14!!! 
(My son was 11 when his started - I'd find his wet underwear on the floor and he'd be embarrassed. I explained it wasn't something to be embarrassed about, just a process a guy's body goes through as he grows up.)
(My son was 11 when his started - I'd find his wet underwear on the floor and he'd be embarrassed. I explained it wasn't something to be embarrassed about, just a process a guy's body goes through as he grows up.)1 person likes this
@avonrep1 (1862)
• United States
14 Jul 08
What is considered a wet dream is a man getting a hard on. Every guy I have been with has gotten more than one hard on through out the night. He might be thinking it means to get off while asleep, but as most people his just isn't informed about what a wet dream means.
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@moondancer (7433)
• United States
14 Jul 08
annoying is not the only thing he is. He's very disrespectful to bring up something like that around a lady he hardly knows, in fact just met! If he has any scrupples he would not talk this way around a lady. He obviously does not respect a lady! What a moron. I'm sorry but I would not have argued with an idiot in the first place. It's sad that he made you upset and feel unconfortable.
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
14 Jul 08
This isn't the 1800s 
and I may be a "lady" but I am not a prude!! And as far as I'm concerned no topic is off-limits around me simply because I am female....
and I may be a "lady" but I am not a prude!! And as far as I'm concerned no topic is off-limits around me simply because I am female....
@makingpots (11915)
• United States
15 Jul 08
I'm guessing that your friend invited you two over at the same time for pure entertainment.
It would have taken me longer than 2 minutes to arrive at m i s o g y n i s t. Good job.
I am woman....... and therefore I suppose, unqualified to answer this discussion. 
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@freedomg (1684)
• United States
15 Jul 08
O.k I'm a woman but have shared the bed with a man for the past 17 years and can tell you this. I know when my man has had a wet dream and when he hasn't, they do not happen every night or I would be having a lot more happy mornings. Not only is this guy wrong, he's an a s s for insisting that every man is the same or that you don't know anything about this because you're a woman. May I say also if he's having them every night it may be because he's not getting any, and the additude is probably why.
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@lingli_78 (12822)
• Australia
14 Jul 08
i am also a silly woman and i don't have the expertise to answer this question as i am a female... what a jerk that guy is... all i know is, i had been married for almost 3 years now and i never have to sleep on a wet sheet every night... i will be very pi**ed if that happened as i don't want to have to change and wash the bed sheet every single day... that will be too much work for me... in fact, my hubby never had a single wet dream in the three years time that i had married him... what a pathetic man... take care and have a nice day...
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@ralphybaby (63)
• Australia
14 Jul 08
G/day wooitsmolly I am a male and I think he's full of sh*t when your young say about 14 you do have them but not EVERY NIGHT it might happen once a month or longer so I think he is talking from the wrong end or he must have his hand on it all the time.
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@scarywhitegirl (2766)
• United States
14 Jul 08
Wow... I'm not sure there is any response to this other than wow... :)
Having lived with a number of men, I think I can safely say that MOST men don't have a wet dream every night. Geez...
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@ertzinas (239)
• Finland
14 Jul 08
haha, completely false information he was talking. Men even usually don't have wetdreams after 13-15 years of age and they happen few times or never to each person.
i must say that the guy was hell stupid.. he neither never had em and would want em, or he still gets em everynight himself and thinks all do.
• United States
14 Jul 08
Yeah, that guy's an ijit, fer sure...A wet dream is not about wetting the bed. Or swimming with the dolphins. It's a mature kinda thing, and I've had my share, both when I was younger and more involved with new hormones, and also recently. I've had about 2 in the past 2-3 months. Very strange feeling to wake up to...I remember the last one was accompanied by a related dream experience.
I won't go any further, but having one every night -- in HIS case -- must be just simple bedwetting!!
Tell him where he can find a good waterproof mattress cover!!*L* :-D
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@twistershot (736)
• India
14 Jul 08
I am not agree with that guy, it does'nt mean that he was dreamed every day wet dreams, all the guys are doing the same thing, usually it happen with some people but not all the days.
@calajane (1003)
• Poland
14 Jul 08
There is nothing that annoys me more than stupidity... I mean seriously. I can't even imagine a guy who would have such a conversation with a girl! It's not really the best way to score with females... But maybe I don't know how it's done nowadays... And you say this guy has a girlfriend?? In what imaginary world?
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@prettypinkbug (437)
• United States
14 Jul 08
I'm not a man, but I am married to one. My husband sleeps naked so I know this for a fact. He does not have a wet dream every single night. It's amazing to me that the guy you were talking to would say such a thing. Maybe he has one every night so that is why he thinks that every man does. LOL! I love having conversations with idiots. It's entertaining. :)
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@RedFeather (427)
• United States
14 Jul 08
this is just the conversation that i needed today
i have had conversations just like this in the past - with drunken idiots - male AND female
what gets me is that you CAN know these things, and he CAN know about reproduction, if he were to simply ask questions and listen to the answers; not sleep through "reproductive" education; or open a book occasionally!!!
HAHAHA great topic of discussion
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@thebeaddoodler (4262)
• Lubbock, Texas
14 Jul 08
I'm old enough to have been around the block a few times. I can tell you from experience that anyone who claims EVERYONE does something, is telling you that is what they do and they know it's not normal, but they want desperately to believe it is. 
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@metschica25 (5399)
• United States
14 Jul 08
Silly , silly man he is . I am a girl so I would have no idea , and I know my fiance has never had one I know when you are a teen you might have them often , but each night no way in heck . I dont even thik that is possible.
Who knows though!
I know when you are a teen you might have them often , but each night no way in heck . I dont even thik that is possible.
Who knows though!
@pixiedustforyou2008 (2422)
• United States
13 Jul 08
No men do not have wet dream every night that guy is just freaking stupid... He might from beig so imature, I don't like people that think they know it all, i hate that. Now they do have one every once any while in there life times.. THEY DON'T HAVE WET DREAMS EVERY NIGHT... THAT STUPID
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