What would you do really?
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
March 16, 2009 3:24am CST
We've all said it - "I wouldn't kick him/her out of bed" or [insert name of heartthrob]" if s/he turned up on my doorstep I'd be in heaven". But what if they did. There's a knock at the door and standing there is the man or woman of your dreams with a note saying that they are yours. What would you do?
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
16 Mar 09
Do you have a red suit, a funny hat and a horse? LOL
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@cynicalandoutspoken (4725)
• United States
16 Mar 09
HA! I sometimes wonder where you get your inspiration from.
When I daydream about celebrities I don't venture into the bedroom. In all my fantasies they are picking me up in their lamborgini, taking me shopping on Rodeo Drive, and then to their new movie premiere where I get to walk down the red carpet arm and arm with them.
I probably don't fantasize about them in the bedroom because they are all muscle bound apes, e.g. Vin Diesel, Duane Johnson, etc. and I have probably convinced myself that after I was done with them they would pass out from exhaustion, and roll over and suffocate me....or at the very least, steal all the covers. So no bedroom fantasies about celebs for me.
Now if you ever showed up on my door step.....I know exactly what I would do with you.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
16 Mar 09
LOL. I almost wrote something very similar to this...............
See my response to you above ^.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
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16 Mar 09
So I'd go hungry. My teeth would rot, but at least your avatar would be stunned to sleep by the monotony of my voice. You once said that I could be your official panty holder because of my accent. Now I'm the starving hired help. LOL. But I'd be there in a heartbeat all the same. XXXX
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
16 Mar 09
Faint. Come to. Faint again. Come to.................and laugh myself silly.
Then I'd send the poor guy home with a pat on the back after he'd left me with a signed picture and the note as proof I really am living in the twilight zone. LOL
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@cynicalandoutspoken (4725)
• United States
16 Mar 09
While I like my answer better you at least answered the question. LoL and I agree....before I made them take me shopping I would faint a few times for good measure.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
16 Mar 09
LOL..........I never thought about being taken shopping! Like DUH! Hell I must be getting old if all my mercenary tendancies are no longer occurring to me! ROFL
Tell you what Cyn, if this ever happens to me, I'll make him take me to your place and we'll go shopping together while Mr. Celebrity babysits the kids! ROFL
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@gemini_rose (16264)
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16 Mar 09
Haha well the first thing I would do is go and pack hubbys stuff and boot him out of the back door!! I mean the man of my dreams I would have to say is George Clooney and so he was at my door there would be no way I would shut the door in his face!!
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@cynicalandoutspoken (4725)
• United States
16 Mar 09
George Clooney? Nooooooooo! I've hated George ever since he played a doctor on ER. However good thinking about booting the hubby out the back door. I didn't see anyone else think about that. You must have this planned to the smallest detail. lol
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
16 Mar 09
Our gemini_rose seems to have a rich fantasy life.......seems we could learn much from her! LOL
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@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
16 Mar 09
I would sigh deeply, wish them all the best, turn and shut the door.
As much as he lack, he's given me all he can, so my loyalty must remain to him. He would try to give me the moon if I asked. He has my love even when I'm not in love with him. (that's another discussion I'm sure)
Now if he wasn't in the picture?
I learned a long time ago that the more they KNOW they are pretty or great.... The more like jerks they tend to be. I don't have the energy for that.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
16 Mar 09
LOL........yes TL, fish do tend to jerk around a lot once they're on the line............sorry P1ke, couldn't resist! ROFL
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@alyciassecret (542)
• United States
1 Apr 09
Hahaahahahahahahaha...I have heard that saying a LOT of times and also have said that...I don't know, I'd probably freak out and be very nervous hahahaha.
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@alyciassecret (542)
• United States
2 Apr 09
If it does, oh-la-la honey...I might put it here on how it went. hahahahaha..I would really be giggling and be giddy even talking about it. hahahahaha
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
17 Mar 09
Well, after I came to after passing out I would be flustered and would really not know what to do, I might talk big, but I doubt I could ever go that far..even if I wasn't married. I would be too scared for one thing. So who has dibs on Brad Pitt? I guess George will have to do..
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
17 Mar 09
You are so good for my ego.."Becky Throws kisses to p1ke"
@vicki2876 (5636)
• Canada
22 Mar 09
I would totally give into it. Why??? cause my partner would do the same thing so it wouldn't matter. LOL So if Hugh Jackson or Orlando Bloom want to know where they can come knocking just give me a PM and I will give you directions. LOL
I guess I should have responded that the man of my dreams has already come knocking at my door eh?
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
16 Mar 09
I'd invite him into the house, lock the door, give him a big hug and a kiss then put him to work!!! I have so many repairs around here that I can't do because I'm not strong or skilled enough. After he was done I would serve him the dinner I made while he was busy then settle him in the guest room. I think I'd keep him for a few days, at least.
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
17 Mar 09
I'm not good at DIY! I tried to repair a PVC pipe in my basement and although the leak has improved it still drips. I have a wastebasket under it that I empty every few days!
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
18 Mar 09
Turn all tongue tied and have no idea what to do....
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
18 Mar 09
That would make up for being tongue tied at least a bit! lol
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
24 Mar 09
I'd say.."Its about time you opened the door Pikey"..
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@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
17 Mar 09
there has been a time when i would have welcomed him but now if he did that i'd say no thanks. when i needed him he wasn't there. i've got this far w/out him & even tho i still love him i wouldn't go there w/him now.
@Anora_Eldorath (6028)
• United States
17 Mar 09
P1-
When I left my first husband, who was abusive to me, I wrote out a long list of what I wanted in the front of my bible ( I was Christian at the time) and noted many of the same attributes of Boaz. (To jog the memory, Boaz was the husband that Ruth marries in the Book of Ruth in the OT). Anyhow, it took 2 years before I actually met the man, but low and behold at the time I didn't even realize it was my "dream" man. I thought of him as a friend and shared everything with him deeply. We've been friends now for almost 10 years, married 3 (this month). I'm not sure if we truly ever recognize our dream person until many years have gone past. At least, that is what occured in my situation, and I'm grateful each year that passes with him.
Namaste-Anora
@Anora_Eldorath (6028)
• United States
17 Mar 09
Yes, we are. In my daily gratitude journal I always mention my husband because I'm very lucky and blessed to have a man who treats me so well. Namaste-Anora
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Mar 09
Their mine to do whatever I want with 'em? Hmmmmmm, I'd probably have them clean the apartment and do all the household chores for one. Then I'd arrange a risque photo shoot that included a llama and then sell all the pics to the National Enquirer for a hefty sum! After this, I'd probably just cut 'em loose so they could reflect on all of it and become a better person.
@littleowl (7157)
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17 Mar 09
Hi p1ke..one I would be flabbergasted, two very very wary, three I don't think I would let them in!! hugs LoLo
@littleowl (7157)
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18 Mar 09
It would be more like 'trust' them p1ke! No-one could be your 'dream' man and if they are then the lady/man is very lucky to have them...hugs LoLo xx
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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16 Mar 09
Hi p!key,
Well I have always been mad about Sir Cliff Richard, I think I have been madgs.
e about him since I was a teenager so if he knocked on my dorr with a note saying he is all mine, then thats it I'm off bye bye hubby. Hugs.
Tamara
xxxx
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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17 Mar 09
Hi p1key,
Yes it is a wicket runour, as I have met him a few times, and he is very nice person. Hugs.
Tamara
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
16 Mar 09
It's already happened for me. One night I heard that knock on the door, and walking to answer it, I wondered who in the heck it could be. Well, there he was..the man of my dreams! He'd locked himself out (again) when he walked the dog for the night. So, I let my husband in and I think I will keep him.