When I was born, they slapped my Mother!

Laugh and the world laughs with you..... Cry and...... Well, a panda spanker is STILL gonna laugh at you anyways, so you may as well just keep on laughing too! Be happy, be crazy and be FREE, mimpi!

I knew I could count on you to have many angles covered, Mr Pike! You'll drive me to the meeting with the Buckingham Palace Guards, yes? Can we go in a Saab and stop for curried McDonalds on the way? After this meeting, maybe we can go to the Oceanarium and ask for fish and chips! Either that, or we can hit up Madame Tussaud's, convert all the mannequins into candles and then cut the electricity!

No probs. Whilst we are there perhaps we could pop into the Planetarium and ask them to turn the lights on and the Army Museum and ask where the legies are kept?

lol. Perfect! I'll go get my skivvy..... Can we also go and ask one of the owners of those convenience stores that are open 24/7 WHY they have locks on their doors???

Okay One helmet coming up..just hope I can find one that fits, and is durable enough to withstand the trauma that it might have to take.. Well we could gang up on Barnie and go panda on him...lol the song was song in fun and we always got a giggle out of it..atleast I didn't shoot Barnie with a 44 and tie his nuts to the floor...like some of the other songs about him.say..lolWell, I am off to bed.. I gotta start keeping better hours..

For the record, if you were to shoot Barney in the nuts with a .44, I'd not only have absolutely no issues with this at all; but I'd probably also give you a medal! Sleep well then and yes, you certainly DO keep some odd hours!

I guess the box IS stable, sure! But it's always good to test it's mettle by steppping outside of it every now and then! I'm not overly enthused with your new song wording here mtdewgurl, but I DO appreciate that you're prepared to give Barney's version a miss because that dude needs a whuppin'! Anyways, glad to see you're on board and given the Kentuckian meanness you just shared, make sure you wear a blindfold AND a helmet from now on!

thanks for the warning!!!!(sarcastic)i feel like smacking that knowing smile of my mother as if i told you so when i am tearing my hair(especially now as her exams are going on and i am supposed to take her studies!!)

Oh, you're so very welcome Mable. (Sarcastic)

The deafness is probably caused by all that cake in a can you've been eating, Mable! I'm glad you outgrew your troublesome youth then, because you can be a handful as it is! (Don;t think you can fool me with those batting eyelashes either) The best thing of all though, is that these things usually come full circle and it'll only be a matter of time before your own kids have you throwing your hands up in despair too! And there your Mum will be, laughing her butt off!

Oooooooh I bet THAT was a shock for him! lol. "The world is out to get you, but you do your best to get it first"? Good attitude to have I reckon. And it's solid proof that you're definitely not a conformist too. Paranoid maybe, but not a conformist!

But I AM normal! It's everyone else that's weird!

Yeah, I'll go with paranoid. However, that don;t make me dangerous because I recognize the tendency in myself. The dangerous ones are the ones who think they are normal.

You started to become a conformist yesterday??? Now why the heck didya go and do THAT for then??? Jeeza Theresa (You like the rhyme there? lol) snap out of this immediately please. The world needs you to be left of centre, not walking the line!

Jumping Jellyfish James!( inspired from Batman and Robin) I dunno. I guess I just grew tired conforming to the idea of not conforming because conforming to non-conformism only makes you a conforming non-conformist. Uhhh...I think I dropped my brain *looking around for my brain

Holy snapping turtle doo-doo Theresa! One must not conform to conformity, neither should one conform to non-conformity either, for this is still conforming! The goal here is to just BE. (Don't get upset but I think I may have just slipped on your brain. You really shouldn't have let it end up on the floor)

Consider laughing at yourself to be an energy source Alok. The more sincere and insane the laughter, the greater the recharge! And of course you may come with me to the monastery! I need a second because I want to line up a whole heap of monks and then play skittles with 'em. (They'll be the skittles) I can't do this on my own! I'm not sure what happened to that Doctor either I'm afraid. Last I heard, he had gender reassignment and is now operating a nail salon in Greenland.

To be honest I WAS pretty disruptive in my school years, yes! No snakes or frogs were involved though. lol. Goodness me, so you punked a vegan??? My advice is to never punk a vegan that's big enough to kick your butt, 'cos they don't take too kindly to jokes like these from my experience! lol.

I LOOK like a small child sometimes? lol. No offence taken at all, but how can I LOOK like a small child when all you get to see are typed words? lol. Have a safe trip back home then.

That guy is three years older than me. However, I called him "Uncle" since he sort of behaved like a mature-old-man! haha I guess it is good to be childish! By the way, you also look like a small child sometimes! Don't get angry! Well, I just went back from some far far away city! So, now, I am gonna take some special local products that I bought there to some people! Bye bye!

Rats have patooties??? It's a shame that the Palace Guards don;t wear kilts, 'cos you could peek up them instead of having to lurk around the corner! I wouldn't harrass Palace Guards either, but I'd probably give the Monks a run for their money!

I just don't see myself peeking under the kilts either, but if there were a good gust of wind now....

Leaf blower lol Why don't I just bring my husband's family? That will generate far more wind than a leaf blower...

That's the spirit Wizzy! Cleaning up confused crap isn't a nice job at all. I agree. Oh, that 1% concerns anthrax apparently. My advice is that you just keep anthrax out of your home and you'll be fine. And maybe the "fun size" at 2 inches IS appropriately named after all? Even with 2 inches, if ya managed to get someone to go near it, it's still gonna be fun for the owner, yes? I love the camouflage gear angle too by the way, because when I was younger and saw someone wearing camouflage pants and the like, I'd "accidentally" bump into them and then apologize by saying "Sorry, I didn't see you there!" lol. Most of the time they didn't actually get it, but I used to find it hilarious myself and that's what matters. I had totally ignored the fact that it IS April 1st tomorrow!!! Dearie me, I'm one day early dagnabbit! Oh well. I have to go now to double check if gullible's in the dictionary or not.....

LOL, Wizzywig, your comment reminded me of a job I had while in high school. I worked at a grocery store during my first week or so one of the guys who had been there a lot longer than I sent me over to the store to get shelf stretchers.... I went LOL

Never! How could a light hearted and humorous approach to things in life cause any drama's? That's just stupisillydiculous!

One day I'll actually be at an airport that DOES have boats! And knowing my luck, it'll be some third world country and the boat they DO own was modelled on the Titanic 'cos they got the plans cheap! And yes, there are WAY too many drama's in this world and rather than becoming consumed by them, we should look to release ourselves from this negativity with regular bouts of insanity and inanity!

I just wonder, sometimes, if my insanity and inanity don't cause some of the drama.*LOL*

Giddy up! [i] * James scoots on over so Paula can sit on the madness bench with him and the others* [/i] You'll NEVER win with comnformity I'm afraid, as society always keeps changing the goalposts! That's why it's better to go your own way and leave a trail. [And seeing as you feel so strongly about the Monks, I guess I have no choice but to leave you with a Monk joke! A man entered the Monastery to begin his sabbatical. This was an order of Monks where speaking was forbidden for the full 10 years of service they were expected to complete. The Head Monk though gave each Monk the opportunity to say 2 words and 2 words only at the conclusion of each year served..... After the first year, the new Monk stood in line waiting to approach the Head Monk and utter his 2 words. Those before him made profound statements such as "God's great" and "Love abounds". When the new Monk approached the Head Monk an was prompted for his 2 word statement, he immediately uttered "Bed hard" and returned to his chambers...... The second year rolled around quickly and the same ceremony took place. Statements such as "Joy begins" and "Forgive all" were echoing throughout the great hall, but when it was the new Monk's turn to speak, this time he uttered only "Food bad"..... The third year presented itself and as per tradition, all the Monks gathered yet again for the ceremony. The new Monk waited patiently in line while the other Monks rattled off their 2 words of wisdom and when it was finally his turn to approach the Head Monk and speak, his words echoed through the hall with great frustration behind them - "I QUIT!" To which the Head Monk replied - "Oh, THANK GOD! You've done nothing but bloody complain since you got here!"

You are most welcome. My goal is to have to buy MANY benches, just so I can fit us all in!

ROFL! Thanks for making room on the madness bench, I feel better now!

I love to see the innocence in a child's view of the world and their completely stress free outlook on life! It's a shame we lose this trait as we age. There is humour somewhere in practically everything, yet we get so caught up with life itself that we sometimes fail to see it! I hope you not only FIND your long lost laughter, but you also hold on to it very tightly so you may never lose it again!

That's the spirit! I like to keep my own chained to my head. There's NO WAY it's going anywhere under these conditions!

Thanks a lot for your wishes. I will try to hold it till my last day if I get it back!

Hang on...... But herein lies the confusion! Are WE the stupid morons and this is good; or are THEY the stupid morons for all being so serious and this is of course bad? And are we hailing as in cheering? Or hailing as in throwing down great big chunks of ice upon their heads? Good to see you're with me though Qorkgirl! lol.

Time-less questions to be queried too the great minds of the day. But why can the answer not be yes to all of them?

Actually this would certainly make things far easier CJ! Yes to all it is!

Being able to deal with gas and air is a good strength to have as it also helps you deal with a Husband!

What for all the smelly gas and the hot air! That sounds about right! lol xxxx

LOL Delusional behaviour is of course contagious - I caught it from you! As for being out of it - afraid not - I am a STRONG woman sweety and stayed lucid throughout with both of them! lol Takes more than a little gas and air to get me out of it! lol xxx

I'm glad you all got a laugh out of it chimrani! After all, this is what poanda spanking is all about! Now get on out there and do something silly! lol.

Hahahahaha, seriousness about being different I think we can allow sharra! I've always loved that quote too. Another quote which is one of my all-time favourites is "A Lopsided man runs fastest up the little sidehills of success" I've shared it on this site before, but no harm in letting it shine once more! It's probably a good thing that your Doctor DID arrive late, as the slap he would have dished out could have caused a chain reaction that resulted in a completely different sharra to be talking to me right now. The thought of that just ain't right! I tend to be early most of the time myself too by the way, so we share some common ground here. Keep on non-conforming and harassing Lash in the supermarket and life will always be bliss I reckon! lol.

Oh yes! Getting a crowd to gather in this way can be a lot of fun! But all we do is just walk away in the end??? I'm hoping that one day someone manages to take things even further somehow. Maybe dropping a massive waterbomb on the crowd from the top of a building or something? I dunno, but things need to be stepped up a notch on that one I reckon! And if comb-overs are your pleasure, then check out my other panda spanking discussion about that very subject! Jeez, see what you've been missing? Now, go and spank that conformist attitude out of that child of yours.....

You get someone else to do the waterbomb part, wanderer. You can be the one to get the crowd all aligned and in position! if your Daughter IS a changeling, then at least it'll keep things interesting! Kids feel that everything their Parents do is embarrassing anyway, so ya may as well live up to the expectation with something worthwhile! lol.

i would try the water bomb but I cannot stand heights. As for my child. She thinks her father and I act like irresponsible teenagers which sounds good to me. Her brother is definately a non conformist like us. I think she is past redemption. if she did not look so like us I would think she was a changling.

Very true! Small doses of silliness is perfectly harmless and if anything, it helps us to deal with the stresses of life better! Society as a whole places so many rules and expectations on us as well and it's important to step outside of these behaviours every once in a while. The last thing we should ever want is for ourselves to become robotic and typical! Glad to hear you're with me on this too Spring1984. Now get on out there and do something silly..... lol.

I'm happy to hear that you agree, vivian! A healthy balance of the serious AND fun in life will hold us in good stead always!