Looking For Advice......

you are worth my 5 bucks here! :) yer not gonna tell em that I was the one that pointed out your hemorrhoid are ya? hahaha *covers eyes* look on the bright side... at least your star wasn't attacked.. *looking at my star* jealously is a nasty force to deal with!

Say it ain't so, honey!!! Really, this is just not fair. There seems to be a troll tide around here and clearly, the tide is coming in. Begone, ye scrufferous trolly creatures! Take my pennies! But leave my friends! Dammmmmit. Wish I could say more but I'm growing fainter by the moment. You'd better be here tomorrow, mister. ok, should I say please? Yes? ok, please.

you show your a$$ to your friends!!!but you definetly need to show this to the doctor, a cold compress at home may prove soothing to you.(why do you think this discussion will be deleted???)

(Dr. Pyewacket enters the exam room to see sconibear laying on the examination table with his a$$ sticking up in the air) "Now sconibear I understand you're having a hemorrhoid problem--ah, yes I surely do see a whopper of one---mmmmm...smear Preparation-H on your bum, take two aspirin and call me in the morning if IT hasn't vanished--we may need to do delicate surgery to get rid of it once and for all so it doesn't inhibit any fun? ___________ Okay I must be missing something--I've been fairly inactive for awhile due to a real b1tch case of carpal tunnel which is still bothering me no end and hard to type--but I HAVE noticed that same hemorrhoid is plaguing some of my other friends here

lol I was all concerned and was going to ask if you were sure it was a hemmorhoid and not something more sinister. (some serious disorders masquerade as hemmorhoids) I guess, after seeing who was posting, I should have realized we weren't talking medical! But maybe it IS something more sinister after all. Cancer spreads, so beware, myLotters and be alert!

Wow, it's still here? I never worry about Lot pennies until they are in my bank account. WE love you too. It's that great tounge of yours. *wink* I hope the hemorrhoid goes away in a hurry.... It's becoming a pain in everyone's tush.

Ahhhh, that type of hemorrhoid, I am sorry to hear that you are having problems with this hemorrhoid and I sincerely hope that it will stop bothering you and go away. Maybe if you dose it with kindness it will go away faster. I will really miss your nutty discussions and your great sense of humor in them. So don't stray to far..and I do hope you will at least be able to post without it flaming up..What's a few pennies lost among friends lose pennies gain one heck of a friendship.. I don't see nothing wrong with that..Hope you lose that pain soon.. at first I had thought you were referring to your significant other.lol Because at times my hubby is one.

Hooray - the haemorrhoid discussion is still here! No, I'm not worried in the least about losing any money - I have none to lose - bwahahaa! Obviously there are people out there without a life. Pity we can't give them one ...

Hey sconi! Sorry to hear about your butt problem! It is really annoying to have that type of problem! Just know that you are not alone! Your friends will stand behind you or in front of you whichever the case may be! There are plenty of fighters in your gang of friends, as you may already know! And we don't take these things lightly! We don't let trolls into out little circle of friends and they better beware because we don't back down! We fight for our friends no matter what! We will not let anyone take you down! So don't worry, sconi, we got your back and front and sides!

Wow, it has lasted a week. I thought for sure it would be gone by now. I think I'd just ignore it and hope it goes away.

Okay, I'm sorry, but this was just too f'n funny. I seriously thought you were talking about hemorrhoids at first...but I was like, "How did her friend spot that hemorrhoid???" puttin' some seriously gross pictures in my head. lol. 'nyway, good luck. And I could give a s**t less about a couple pennies.

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I don't care if I loose a penny or what. They can delete the post or not. I just have to tell you that you need to see the doctor as soon as possible. I have a friend who has like that and she undergo an operation. As of now she is still recovering from the operation and at least the agony of the pain is gone. :)

Hemorrhoids can be tricky little devils. Personally, I have never experienced the joy of a swollen membrane in my dark and moist parts, ut I do have a husband that is plagued by them. Of course, this is not intended to replace medical advice, and you should always see a doctor if you are concerned about your health. Alos, hemorrhoids are often mis-self diagnosed when there is a more serious problem, like a tear in the colo-rectal wall or a cyst or polap, but if you are sure that it is really a hemorrhoid then here are some tips that may ease your pain. First is a "sitz bath." Fill the tub about a quarter of the way, toss in some Epsom salts and enjoy. The best way is to sit in the tub the short way with your legs dangling over the edge so your exposed bum can get the soothing action of the water. Another helpful trick is to roll cotton gauze into a soft little pillow, dab some ointment (A&D is my personal choice, though any generic triple antibiotic will do). Now wedge that between your cheeks, pull on a snug pair of undies and relax. This will aid in the healing process, as well as make your life just a little more comfortable. Good luck!

Awww that's a shame... Do they make a Preparation H for bears? Could it be surgically removed?

Try tucks, you ought to be able to get them at Walmart. They are great for relief.

Ignore it and it will go away. You can't let those nasty little buggers slow you down!

That is so messed up! Is there no way to report the little twit? I don't know what to tell you other than if you do have to change your name I'll be looking to add you back into my list of friends. You are far to cool to have some pathetic loser messing with you. Good luck sweety.

I kiss and make it better,

I have a couple of them one is bigger than the other though. I heard you can put rubber bands around them and they will fall off in a few days. I guess it's just the way it goes here though. It seems as if their is always one. I know there is always at least one wherever you work or hang out. It also seems as if you just get rid of one and another pops up. Probably best to just ignore them.