shocking!!!..........breaking news!!!

Secret Love Child - It appears a couple of myLot celebrities have been swapping more than just discussions.
@sconibear (8016)
United States
August 9, 2010 5:52pm CST
It appears a couple of myLot celebrities have been swapping a little more than discussions around here. An anonymous source has released a photograph which shows Irishfrndly, Sconibear, and what appears to be their love child.......an adorable little fella who's name has yet to be released. Expert myLot insiders have confirmed that the image does indeed show Miss Irishfrndly, but they cannot confirm with certainty if it is indeed Sconibear in the photo. They say it may be another bear who likes to impersonate Sconibear.......the impersonator bear, if he is indeed an impersonator, may actually be Las Vegas street performer Spoonybear who is best known for his annoying percussion act using only cheap silverware. When asked, close personal woodland friend and drinking buddy of Sconibear, Stinkwad McSkunk was quoted as saying, "Sconibear wouldn't be caught dead in a red satin smoking jacket.....he's more of a torn jeans and wife beater or concert t-shirts kind of guy" Sconibear's long time girlfriend, Missybear could not be reached for comment, but it was reported she was last seen shopping for ammo. Do you believe what you read in the tabloids?
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Aug 10
No I don't believe that sh*t. BTW did you know that Angelina Jolie's love child with Cary Grant is appearing in a new movie, Bringing Baby Out of the Closet?
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
I heard something about nobody putting baby in the corner.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Aug 10
Rosemary did it anyway...
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Aug 10
better dorks than storks
• United States
10 Aug 10
If it's in print and there are pictures to back it up, yes, I do believe what I read in tabloids. Absolutely. Now, I am hurt because now I find out that one of my best friends has been keeping this secret? I am really, really disappointed in both of you!
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
I'M INNOCENT!!!
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Aug 10
and witnesses...
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@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
10 Aug 10
I have video. Just sayin'
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
14 Aug 10
It is not wise to believe everything you see in the tabloids because they are just out to make a buck or two and will write and print anything they think will sell papers or magazines. You write so beautifully and have a way with words. I wish I did.
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
15 Aug 10
Well, You are a good writer. And if anyone could make anyone believe what is wrote, it would be you. You just have a way with words that have people clinging on to every word.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
14 Aug 10
Maybe I should take a job at one of the tabloids!
@missybear (11391)
• United States
10 Aug 10
That's my bear.....now were did I put those bullets?
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• United States
10 Aug 10
Oh - I traded in that box of bullets for a disrupter energy pack. (Walks away with a Box of Scorpions singing) The good die young There may be no tomorrooooowwwww
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
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@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
10 Aug 10
If it's as good as this, YES!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
IT'S ALL LIES!!! REALLY!!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
10 Aug 10
Well you had me there! Poor baby bear...., he looked underweight upon birth!
@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
10 Aug 10
I never believe what I read in the paper either. BUT in this case I know all the parties involved.... and I know there is a video tape hidden that can clear this up.... Cash or Credit card only..... No checks, please.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
Ooooooh.......I'd like to see the video.
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@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
10 Aug 10
Well if the baby bear is any indicator he is a MALE bear and they are known for a short..... um.... attention span.....
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
14 Aug 10
worst poem I've ever read.....
• United States
10 Aug 10
The only things that most of these tabloids are good for are something to stare at while waiting in line at the supermarket. Did you see the one that mentioned that a bear & a Klingon also ended up having to fill in for Pawel & Matthias near the end of the Scorpions' tour in January of 2013?
• United States
11 Aug 10
How many back stage passes can you get? I think Skunky VonPew might be interested in meeting Stinkwad.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
Actually I have backstage passes to the Spoonybear show.........me and Stinkwad are going if you want to join us.........bring your clothespin.
@riyasam (16556)
• India
10 Aug 10
thank GOD,the tabloids didnt write about us!!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
HA HA!!! You got that right GRRRRRRfriend!
@PrarieStyle (2486)
• United States
10 Aug 10
It's not new news. I saw it on the front cover of all the tabloids when I was waiting in line at the grocery store last week. Why would they ever give their baby bear a Mohawk?
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
We couldn't afford a mullet.
@akopoaysi (739)
• Philippines
10 Aug 10
so funny sconibear! hope it was not a love child or love bear perhaps? or half irish/half bear?
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
DNA tests are pending.......the results will be announced on a future episode of The Jerry Springer Show.
@2004cqui (2812)
• United States
10 Aug 10
I get all my news standing in line at the grocery store reading the Globe. Saves time, saves money.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
Well, that's how The Men In Black get all their info.
@xandavon (102)
• Philippines
10 Aug 10
ScandaLot!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
YEP!
• United States
10 Aug 10
Interesting, but no i don't believe what I read in the tabloids at all, its all a gimmic, everyone has bills to pay and a lavish life to live, so lies will be told at any cost as long as the money gained covers the living costs.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
10 Aug 10
You sure you don't wanna buy an 8 X 10 glossy of the above photo? .......Only $9.99.........for a limited time only.