what's the lamest excuse you have heard so your partner can get away from...

The lamest excuse I heard from my ex was that I am too jealous even though I am not...I asked him who is the girl texting him and calling him and telling him "i miss you" and he said we're just friends you are too jealous hahaha!. Then we broke up because he said I am too jealous. But the truth is he is really had an affair with that girl I even read an email that he missed the girl so much so he is in a hurry to come back from cebu.

I caught my ex boyfriend having a relationship with another women through texting. They haven't seen each other yet but the girl admitted to me that they do consider each other boyfriend-girlfriend after I pretended to be my boyfriend's cousin. When I asked my boyfriend about it, he told me he was too afraid that sooner or later I might find another guy and leave him alone and miserable. What??? I asked him if he happens to find out I am dying, will he look for a new girl before I actually die because he was scared to be alone? I stopped communicating with him after that.

I caught my boyfriend flirting with his ex thru text messages and he tells me that it isn't flirting and then he read back on them and did agree it was flirting. He told her to not contact him ever again unless its a true emergency because I think their flirting. I don't like that especially a 2 year relationship. And I also caught him that he said he was helping a friend with their computer issues because he's a computer tech and it turned out he was at his ex girlfriends house helping her and she came onto him. He said he didn't do anything in return but still why lie to me about it? But since then he has been telling me everything and were not keeping anything from each other anymore.

It is one of the frustrating part of my life. I could remember my ex girlfriend lied to me regarding her cousin who I found out was her other boyfriend, aside from me. I thought Rosemarie really existed until such a time that I came to realize that it wasn't true.

There are no relationship as such where there is a misunderstanding between two partner may be on small small issue also. But keep in mind it you who can resolve such misunderstanding so that there won't be any rift left to widen the gap between you two. Understanding each other is the main thing that one must always keep in their mind

My man doesn't cheat. He just always so many excuse when i am telling him to come home early, He always says " I'm still helping my parents.. blah,blah.. ". I am very irritated to that. Before he never forget anything/ events about us, but now, he is starting to do that. Grrr...

As of the moment, I can't seem to remember having heard lame excuses from my girlfriend but I do remember giving her some of the times especially when I am late in a meeting. I am usually late a few minutes and she already finds that normal now a days, but I would still give excuses, and at some point we both know that it's just lame and we tend to laugh it out. Well, of course I sincerely apologize for that. Anyway, the lamest I could remember was perhaps something that involved traffic and it was on a Sunday. You see, here in our place, when it's Sunday, traffic is almost non-existent. I actually made that excuse to make her laugh seeing hat she was already mad at me for waiting.

There are a lot of excuses that my bf has done for the years that we were away. It's funny because everytime he says those excuses I always give him reasons and don't allow him to finish his excuse because I have surely heard it a lot of times already and remind him that that was his excuse the last time he did it. He would just say sorry because he knows he never wins win it comes to those excuses. I make sure I win when I know those excuses are lame and when I know I am right. We sometimes laugh about those excuses because we know that he was not telling the truth. I let it pass sometimes that is why we just laugh about it. He says sorry though so I just let it pass.

I can easily detect the alibis of my co-workers. They never tried to attempt, I am a keen observant. They need to be sensitive about this. Great day!

The lamest excuse I've ever heard when dating my ex-girlfriend occurred when I caught her asking for some dudes number online. I asked her why she was asking for his phone number. She said, "He's my friend aren't I allowed to ask him for his number if he's my friend." I asked her if he was a really good friend and she said that they weren't but that they used to go to concerts together. I ended up being blamed for being insecure and not allowing her to have friends. The truth is that if a guy was caught doing the same thing, the girlfriend would make it an even bigger deal. So hypocritical lol