Wait....I'm confused....is the stuff invisible???

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So, I was walking through the neighborhood the other day. And as I was walking, I passed a few familiar faces. Nobody I really know personally, but people I recognized from here and there during my journeys. Anyways, I was walking past a house with a sweet looking little old lady sitting on the porch. Suddenly the little old lady jumps to her feet, and staring right at me, yelled out "NINCOM POOP!" Well this startled me....I stopped in my tracks with my foot hovering over the sidewalk. I looked down but I didn't see anything. Surely the old woman must be imagining things. Next I passed a rough looking, interestingly dressed fellow pushing a shopping cart down the sidewalk. I greeted him with a friendly "Good Morning" to which he replied, "nincom poop"... Again I looked down at the ground for fear of stepping in something. I looked all around but didn't see an.....AHA! There it........oh no.......that's just a half eaten, discarded Butterfinger. I reached down to pick up my new found prize.......but shopping cart dude beat me to it.......oh well. I was on the home stretch to.......well.......home, and as I was walking by the old church, I noticed Father MaLarkey standing out front. When he saw me, he made the sign of the cross, looked right into my soul, and with a menacing voice declared, "NINCOM POOP"... Well now I'm freaking out......I look up half expecting to see some huge winged creature flying above me preparing to relieve itself on my head. I rushed home, stripped off my clothes, and checked myself from head to toe.....no poop, doo-doo, crap, scat, ca-ca, dookie.....NOTHING! Even though I had already took one for the week, I took ANOTHER shower just to be safe. So what's up with these Nincoms? What do they eat? Is their poop invisible? Why are people so fascinated by their feces? And WHAT THE HECK IS A NINCOM ANYWAYS??? Kind of reminds me of when I'm talking to my friends and every other sentence they feel the need to mention that male bovines defecate........I just don't get it.....