Laughter Lines
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
January 15, 2016 4:16pm CST
If you want a laugh I suggest you go to @mysdianait post 'Maybe It's My Bald Head' and look at the exchange between @Rosekiss and @Orson_Kart. It's hilarious.
In the meantime I'll see if I can amuse you.
There once was an old man called Mitch
His wife was what rhymes with 'witch',
She'd constantly whine
That he was a swine,
So he pushed her into a ditch.
An old man made eyes at the nurse,
Pinched her butt, which was even worse,
She said ''Kindly refrain,
If you do that again
You'll be leaving this place in a hearse.
Young Nan had a pneumatic chest,
It looked good, you wouldn't have guessed
She'd meddled with nature,
But she got a puncture,
Now she and her chest are depressed.
Original limericks by Jabo.
Original limericks by Jabo.49 people like this
44 responses
@BelleStarr (61225)
• United States
15 Jan 16
The wife of the old man named Mitch
who really was not such a b..ch
Said good bye old sod
and gave him the nod
She's now made a marital switch
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@Orson_Kart (7035)
• United Kingdom
16 Jan 16
Wow, amazing how a simple reply to a comment has such an effect. Thanks for mentioning me. Glad it has given everyone a chuckle. I love your limericks and will have a go myself sometime (when I am not flirting, which is most of the time lol)
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@Orson_Kart (7035)
• United Kingdom
16 Jan 16
@jaboUK Cool. I don't know how to take you yet (if you pardon the pun) but here goes:
Oh Jabo, your limericks are good
I'd like to join in if I could
If I get inspired
And don't feel too tired
I say, this has given me [i][/i]would
you believe it? I should! 
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
15 Jan 16
how'd'ja know i was'n dire need'f yer quick humor? jest loved these, ms. jabo! i confess to've actually said those very words to a fella once whilst i worked't the hospital...
adore yer lil limericks - they always bring a smile, my friend. now i gotta figure out how to get to the place ya suggested, lol. big hugs!6 people like this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 16
@crazyhorseladycx I didn't know whether to put the link or not, so here it is:
Thanks for liking my silliness. You actually said that about the hearse? How funny!
Sorry the below link does not work. The one farther down does I think.
It has to be because of something but I can't quite fathom it out yet [em]doh[/em] Maybe I should wear a dress - but offline I prefer trousers. Or maybe a...
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
15 Jan 16
@jaboUK thanks, hon :D i found it, dunno why ya gotta jump through so many danged hoops here to find such? i copied 'n pasted her handle into the search thingy 'n then had to hit "users" to do such. well worth it though.
i've told 'em that 'n also a few that they ought'a be proud that i.c.u. was jest up the hall coz that's where they was fixin' to be if'n they didn't straighten up. yepperz, i'm a rebel't heart, lol.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Jan 16
@crazyhorseladycx Oh, that's funny too! (I wonder if I could incorporate that into a limerick? ).
Now Crazy told chaps what to do,
"If you bother me, you'll find it's true.
That you'll get a slap
I'll not stand for your crap
You'll find yourself in I.C.U."
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
16 Jan 16
Lol I love your Limericks especially the third one of young nan's chest and I was on @mysdianait post and saw the banter there. Funny indeed and sure gave me a good giggle.
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@MarshaMusselman (38869)
• Midland, Michigan
20 Jan 16
I love it when you can get me to laugh out loud, which is what took place a second ago when reading your last one. Got to watch when fooling with mother nature.
I will take a peek at your suggestion, sounds like fun.
One of these days, I'd like to sit down to crank out some myself, limericks that is. I'm sure it will take me a bit to get started, and they won't roll off my page like they do for you and @asylum , but it would be fun to mess around with it. First, though, I got too much stuff to get done around here.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
20 Jan 16
@MarshaMusselman You've done some great limericks in the past Marsha. I'm pleased if I've amused you with mine.
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@celticeagle (171552)
• Boise, Idaho
16 Jan 16
@jaboUK ...They have a discerning eye. haha
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Jan 16
@celticeagle Thanks, most people that have commented seem to prefer that one.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 16
@kevin877uk Thanks Kevin, but they aren't hard to do. You should give it a try sometime.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
15 Jan 16
@jaboUK lol, not hard fer yerself, ms. @BelleStarr 'n @xFiacre 'n some other folks, but i get tongue tied 'nough jest lacin' my boots :)
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@rebelann (113245)
• El Paso, Texas
16 Jan 16
Soo funny, as usual.
Now I'm off to see whatcha talkin bout in reference to @Rosekiss and @Orson_Kart , I love laughin.
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@GreatMartin (23671)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
16 Jan 16
What rhymes with witch??? Hitch??? Snitch??? Switich??? But not of them make sense!!!!
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@GreatMartin (23671)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
17 Jan 16
@jaboUK When you come up with the word let me know please!
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@garymarsh6 (23410)
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 16
You are so good at this! They made me laugh!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 16
@garymarsh6 Thanks Gary, I was hoping that they'd amuse somebody
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@garymarsh6 (23410)
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 16
@jaboUK OH well you know it does not take much to make me laugh!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
16 Jan 16
LMAO, ROTF, LOL, @jaboUK . What more can I say, I have to go pee now.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Jan 16
@nanette64 Lol - Too much information there Nanette! Glad you liked it thanks.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
16 Jan 16
@jaboUK At least I wasn't drinking a sip of my coffee; otherwise I'd have needed the Heimlich Manuever.
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
22 Jan 16
Thanks for the laugh. Now I 'm going to the post you suggested. Tour posts never disappoint...
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
22 Jan 16
@PainsOnSlate .
Ok here's the link
It has to be because of something but I can't quite fathom it out yet [em]doh[/em] Maybe I should wear a dress - but offline I prefer trousers. Or maybe a...
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
22 Jan 16
@PainsOnSlate I'm happy to make you smile, thanks. You won't be disappointed with that other post.
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
22 Jan 16
@jaboUK I couldn't find but won't give up looking...it's because I'm using my iPad.
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@whiteream (8567)
• United States
21 Jan 16
you really are a good poet if you didn't know it.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
21 Jan 16
@whiteream Thank you very much, I appreciate you saying that.
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