Question For You Folks
By RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States
April 8, 2016 5:32pm CST
I was chosen by my neighborhood to be the “pick up” person for our kids at school each day. I have a pertinent question for you folks; does anyone know how to get coffee brandy out of a little girl's hair? I think I spilled it on her when I was weaving in and out of those orange cones on the highway.
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Well pick me up too - and I'll bring the blender, milk and ice with me. I'll take care of it 
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@ElicBxn (63594)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed I didn't really figure you were drinking... I remember a time when a friend had a bottle of booze in the car and one of the passengers accidentally broke it. His car reeked from the booze and, don't you know, he got pulled over a few days later. (I suspect the cop smelled his car as he went by! 
) He was happy to submit to the breathalyzer to prove he hadn't been drinking!
) He was happy to submit to the breathalyzer to prove he hadn't been drinking!1 person likes this
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
9 Apr 16
Peanut butter haha It works for real..
It works for real..3 people like this
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
9 Apr 16
Febreze, lots and lots of Febreze, heard that can mask all kinds of smells. .
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@savak03 (6684)
• United States
15 Apr 16
Well, when I read your post my first thought was how in the world did you let yourself get roped into that. After I finished reading it I thought that shouldn't be to hard to get out. It didn't even register that you were talking about driving while drinking. Fortunately I read the other comments before I started typing so I realized it was a joke.
I have done discussions in the past where I have played devil's advocate and took the wrong side of an argument to get a discussion going. It works really well if you can handle people jumping on you for your stand, which was fiction to start with. It's real hard to get them understand you were only playing a part.
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@LeaPea2417 (37353)
• Toccoa, Georgia
9 Apr 16
Oh my, I don't know how to answer that!
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
9 Apr 16
Uhm... the neighborhood chose to entrust you with their children? 
And .... somehow? you "spilled" some in a little girl's hair while weaving through traffic cones?
Okay, you got me, Russ! I took this seriously at first... checked again who wrote it and decided you were being funny.... (Not very funny, mind you, but funny in your own "special" way!)
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed I only checked a couple of responses after making my own. I didn't see anyone taking it as other than a tease/silly post from you, so I would say you are right. Most people now accept your posts as funny.
I hope you never write one that is truly serious... You might not like the silly replies you get on it! (Actually, I am being serious in this paragraph! Once you established yourself as always funny, the ppl here will try to force you to always be funny. I had to fight with vanny about that! Sometimes I WANT to be taken seriously! Other times I enjoy playing around... )
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@DaddyEvil MyLot is my silly playground, I shall stay silly! There is too many heavy issues to contemplate nowadays. I like to make folks forget about life, even if only for a moment at a time.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
LOL, I am surprised no one was upset with me. I guess the MyLot folks have gotten to know me, and accept it as ridiculous @DaddyEvil
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
9 Apr 16
LMAO, ROTF, LOL, OMG!! I almost peed my pants @RussTeed .
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@Morleyhunt (21744)
• Canada
8 Apr 16
Snort, guffaw. Remind ne to stay off the sidewalks when you start your route.
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@Morleyhunt (21744)
• Canada
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed sounds like fun. Anything you need me to bring? Ice? Extra glasses?
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@Morleyhunt And, maybe a good lawyer. Oh, up your life insurance!
@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
9 Apr 16
Buy another one and spill some more. Make sure you cover all the hair. And announce its a "in" thing! 
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@LovingMyBabies (85288)
• Valdosta, Georgia
9 Apr 16
The responses on this discussion are just as funny as the discussion itself! Thanks for the laugh! Oh, I almost forgot...Hmmm...serious problem here. I have absolutely no idea-exhaustion is getting to my brain. 
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
9 Apr 16
As safe as in their momma's arms.......BWA HA HA HA!
Lemon juice. Just pour it on her head. No one will remember the brandy, lol.
Lemon juice. Just pour it on her head. No one will remember the brandy, lol.
