A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
By RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States
May 24, 2016 6:40pm CST
I walked up to a mime today and threw my hot coffee at him. I think I scalded his eyeballs. I could tell when he screamed, "You scalded my eyeballs!"
I said, "OMG, he can talk! It's a miracle! I'm a miracle maker!"
You know, I really believed he was behind that protective invisible wall -- my bad
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
25 May 16
shame why not offer him a cup and see f he was alive that way por guy scaldd his
eyeballs?: wow
@sarameastrong (826)
• Surrey, British Columbia
25 May 16
i like that weirdness.
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@LovingMyBabies (85288)
• Valdosta, Georgia
25 May 16
It's not nice to torture a mime like that!
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@cmoneyspinner (9219)
• Austin, Texas
25 May 16
Mimes are cool. And also very believable.
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@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
26 Jun 16
You mean he took it down when you threw the scalding coffee at him? Can't you sue him for doing that? It would be considered entrapment and fraudulent protection!
What a racket! LOL!
You just KNOW someone has claimed they thought the mimes were really behind something so thought it safe to punch at them or throw heavy objects at them! This YouTube video is not quite what I had in mind, but it is pretty funny!
This mime finally gets what he deserves, and what we all wish would happen to annoying mimes - he hits an actual invisible wall, smacking himself in the face...