Missing

By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
March 12, 2018 6:30pm CST
A man calls the cops and he says "My wife has been missing for days". The cop said, describe her then we'll try to find her, "Oh, ok - her name is Therese." Now her eyes - what colour are they? "Not sure if they're blue or are grey." What colour's her hair? "I think she is fair, though for sure I really can't say." Well, what were the clothes that she wore when she made her way out the door? "Um - blouse and a skirt or trousers and shirt, I'm sorry I can't tell you more." "She went in my car, which is red, (why couldn't she walk out instead?) the wheel trims are silver, the seats are black leather when I think of it's fate I feel dread. It's got a small scratch on the side (when that happened I nearly cried), the steering wheel's cream, it runs like a dream it's a Ford and fills me with pride." Now sir, I can see you're upset, your cheeks are becoming quite wet, we'll search near and far, and we'll find your car, perhaps your wife too, so don't fret. Do you know a fellow like this?
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
13 Mar 18
Lol! Love it!!!! Actually, I don't know anyone like this, but I'm certain they're out there! I know my hubby loves his cars, but I know who he loves most.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Glad you like it Dianne - yes I think there really are fellas like this. (Not your husband or mine thank goodness)
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK Never ours! How is your husband doing?
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
13 Mar 18
@Marty1 Aww, thanks! We are so blessed.
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@jstory07 (139717)
• Roseburg, Oregon
13 Mar 18
That would be a lot of car lovers that I know to.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Oh yes, there are plenty of them around
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@allknowing (136446)
• India
13 Mar 18
Where do you get these ideas from? Do I need to say more?
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@allknowing (136446)
• India
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK Bring it all out!!!
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@mydanods (6513)
• Nigeria
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK Your poem tells me that you have a funny side to your character.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
You wouldn't want to see what's inside my head Grace, but that's where my ideas come from
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@xFiacre (13021)
• Ireland
13 Mar 18
@jabouk I have someone in mind.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Wouldn't be you would it?
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@DeborahDiane (40294)
• Laguna Woods, California
13 Mar 18
@JaboUK - Ha ha! Another delightful poem! You really do need to publish a collection of these. Yes, I think I know a number of men like that ... especially here in Southern California where many men seem to be in love with their cars! LOL
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Thanks Deborah, but I decided it wasn't worth the hassle of getting them published. The market would be so limited, but I do appreciate that you tried to help me with it. Yes, I've obviously exaggerated in the poem, but I do believe that some men do feel like this.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
@DeborahDiane Thanks Deborah. All my poems are in a file on my computer
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• Laguna Woods, California
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK - I loved the poem. I hope that, at the very least, you will put together a homemade volume of your poetry for your children and grandchildren. If you ever change your mind, CreateSpace is completely free and they print on demand. This means they only print a book when someone orders a book.
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@andriaperry (116936)
• Anniston, Alabama
13 Mar 18
Yes I dumped him and went about my life.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
I'd dump him too, there really are men who think more of their cars than their wives
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@crossbones27 (49463)
• Mojave, California
13 Mar 18
This lady makes the best poems. You should do a book of poems. I could be your agent.
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• Mojave, California
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK True, but why not? I guess I do not have to be a well paid agent. Kind of fits perfectly with my life.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
@crossbones27 You're very sweet
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
That's sweet of you to say that, but I really don't think there's much of a market for poems. It's ok to read the occasional one on a site like this, but a whole book of them? I don't think so
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@rebelann (112879)
• El Paso, Texas
13 Mar 18
no wonder she took the car.
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@rebelann (112879)
• El Paso, Texas
13 Mar 18
Maybe men are changing @jaboUK ?
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
You're the first person to observe that - brilliant
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@porwest (90917)
• United States
3 Nov 23
Solid observation.
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@mydanods (6513)
• Nigeria
13 Mar 18
Who is more confused and disturbed, the policeman or the man searching for his wife? Maybe he really doesn't have a wife.
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@mydanods (6513)
• Nigeria
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK He knows more about his car than his wife, right?
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
@mydanods That's right
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
I think the policeman is the more confused - the man definitely knows where his priorities lie
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
13 Mar 18
lol If that was Al it would be his boat lol
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK It is a standing joke Al and I have, he wants to date a woman with a boat but first he has to see the description of the boat lol
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
@BelleStarr Excellent!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Oh lol Iz - you made me laugh
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@LadyDuck (471541)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 18
This is great Janet, yes I know a fellow like this, not my husband, but surely my brother was like this (when he was still married).
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@LadyDuck (471541)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK He has never grown up. He should have stayed single and go out with friends as he did when he was a student.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Oh my, no wonder your brother's marriage didn't last
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@Tampa_girl7 (50257)
• United States
17 Mar 18
This may be my favorite one yet
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
17 Mar 18
Oh thank you Marie, I'm honoured
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
18 Mar 18
@Tampa_girl7 Thank you.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50257)
• United States
17 Mar 18
@jaboUK you truly do have a gift. You are a wordsmith
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• Eugene, Oregon
13 Mar 18
I have never been that enamored of any car I have owned, can't compare to the woman in my life.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
I'm glad to hear that James, though I would never have dioubted that for a minute
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@Deepizzaguy (102876)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
13 Mar 18
The only fictional character that I know of that fits that description is the Invisible Girl of the Fantastic Four.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
I'm not familiar with the Fantastic Four, but you say a girl is like this?
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@Deepizzaguy (102876)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
15 Mar 18
@jaboUK That is what Susan Richards was called in the Hanna Barbera cartoon era of the show in the late 1960s.
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@snowy22315 (180763)
• United States
13 Mar 18
Not really, but I know one who thinks their house is more important than their spouse.
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@snowy22315 (180763)
• United States
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK Is not appreciated..
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
That's the same sort of thing, just on a grander scale
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@toniganzon (72281)
• Philippines
13 Mar 18
i won't marry some guy who loves his car more than me!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
The trick is to suss that out before you marry him
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@toniganzon (72281)
• Philippines
13 Mar 18
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@just4him (317089)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
15 Mar 18
I think most women feel their husbands know more about their hobbies, than they do about them. I enjoyed your poem.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
15 Mar 18
Glad you enjoyed this, thank you.
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@just4him (317089)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
15 Mar 18
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@Hannihar (130218)
• Israel
13 Mar 18
Probably. There are many out there that care for something other than a person.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
That is true
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@Hannihar (130218)
• Israel
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK How sad that is Jabo.
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@nela13 (58669)
• Portugal
13 Mar 18
Well, maybe I know a couple of idiots that would act like this but not my husband
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
That's good, as long as they're not our husbands they can get on with it!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
@nela13 Agreed
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@nela13 (58669)
• Portugal
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK if he did such a thing he wouldn't be my husband.
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@Essjayd (1567)
13 Mar 18
Yes!! Thankfully I left him
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 18
Don't blame you
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@Essjayd (1567)
13 Mar 18
@jaboUK Lol best thing I ever did
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