The Rationale Of A Drunk Driver When Pulled Over
By Sherry Smith
@morgoodie (2645)
United States
July 14, 2018 7:34pm CST
I don't normally check out the news online or anywhere for that matter, but I was doing Microsoft Rewards. After clicking the link to get reward points, I noticed this article about a drunk driver in Florida I believe. Apparently, a woman in a McDonald's Drive Thru called police because the person behind her kept hitting her bumper.
Upon questioning the driver who kept hitting the woman's bumper, the officer noticed an open liquor bottle. When the man was asked if he was drinking and driving, he responded with no, I am not drinking while the car is moving only when I am at a stop sign or stop light.
I had to laugh at this response. I have to say it is rather a creative one, don't you think? Of course, he was well over the legal limit and it wasn't his first time getting a DUI.
You can go here to read the news article: https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-didnt-drink-while-driving-only-while-stopped-at-traffic-lights
Picture Credit: Pixabay
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
21 Jul 18
Right!! I don't think I would have come up with that one if were as drunk as he was. 
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
23 Jul 18
@nela13 Yeah I have known a couple of drunks that were funny.
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@sprite1950 (30452)
• Corsham, England
16 Jul 18
Well It's original I'll give him that! Just as well he was stopped though as he could have caused an accident. I remember a neighbour of mine was charged when he was caught driving into his garage under the influence. They didn't catch him while he was actually on the road.
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@sprite1950 (30452)
• Corsham, England
17 Jul 18
@morgoodie Yes they wreck so many lives. I don't think I could ever forgive a person who hurt one of my family through drink driving.
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
16 Jul 18
Yes it is very original. The way the mind works when it is inebriated. Even though I don't find driving drunk funny, I did find his rationale funny. I had a friend killed by a drunk driver and I had an uncle, his son, and his grandson killed by a drunk driver. So they are very dangerous on the roads.
Even though I don't find driving drunk funny, I did find his rationale funny. I had a friend killed by a drunk driver and I had an uncle, his son, and his grandson killed by a drunk driver. So they are very dangerous on the roads.1 person likes this
@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
18 Jul 18
@sprite1950 The sad part is that nothing happened to the driver. Of course this was back in the 70's but still. They didn't even get hurt. Such is life I guess.
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
16 Jul 18
Yes, it is a funny alibi to a not so funny situation. I am just glad that he didn't hurt anyone. People can come up with some really good excuses to try to get out of their mistakes.
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@legendmaker54 (15)
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16 Jul 18
Clever, I guess......although I'm not sure the guy gets the help he needs by people laughing at his joke.
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
16 Jul 18
True, but he has to want help first before anything others do will make a difference.
@Hannihar (130218)
• Israel
15 Jul 18
@morgoodie
I think it is sad he was behind the wheel. He was upsetting the woman by bumping her.
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@Hannihar (130218)
• Israel
17 Jul 18
@morgoodie
I do not know the answer to that one.
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
16 Jul 18
Yes it is sad that he was behind the wheel, but it is a good thing the woman called the police on him before he hurt anyone. I don't understand why people want to drive under the influence.
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@Jessabuma (31700)
• Baguio, Philippines
15 Jul 18
Hehehe!!! This picture makes me laugh.. it's funny
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
15 Jul 18
I do wonder if it was meant to be creative or whether he just wasn't thinking.
I feel as if it must be the latter.
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@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
16 Jul 18
Probably. He may well have been only drinking when he was at stop signs or lights thinking that it would be okay.
@morgoodie (2645)
• United States
16 Jul 18
It is a funny response, but I don't think it saved him from getting arrested.
