The irony!

@Fleura (29677)
United Kingdom
July 11, 2024 3:16am CST
Yesterday I was in town, trying to do some shopping – always an unpleasant experience. But finally I did actually find something I wanted, so I had to join the queue for the checkouts. There were four or five people ahead of me so I got out my book to pass the time. But no sooner had I read about two sentences than a man joined the queue behind me, and he started to chat. He asked what I was reading. I told him that I carried a book because I rarely get time to read at home so I read some when I’m at the supermarket checkout or waiting in the bank. He went on to tell me how he also snatched moments to read. He liked to read in the bathroom when he knew he wouldn’t have to answer the ‘phone. And he liked to read in the bath, although this could be hazardous, he had once dozed off and woke to feel the book slipping from his hands – it was a book by C. S Lewis he remembered. This exchange was all very friendly and he was very pleasant but at the same time I wanted to tell him to leave me alone so I could read my book in some of those snatched moments we had talked about! But by then it was my turn at the till so I never got any further! All rights reserved. © Text and image copyright Fleur 2024.
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@xFiacre (12767)
• Ireland
11 Jul
@fleura I carry a book so that if someone looks like they may wish to engage with me I can feign a little bit of assiduous reading from which I ought not to be distracted. Wouldn’t work in your case obviously.
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@Fleura (29677)
• United Kingdom
11 Jul
No indeed, it had the opposite effect!
@xFiacre (12767)
• Ireland
11 Jul
@Fleura It’s usually a book in either French or Italian I pose with which gives rise to the excuse that I don’t speak English if needed.
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@Fleura (29677)
• United Kingdom
11 Jul
@xFiacre Oh clever. Hadn't thought of that. But then my languages aren't good enough for me to be able to actually read the book if no-one interrupted me!
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@Orson_Kart (6546)
• United Kingdom
13 Jul
I’ve got two explanations for his conversation with you: 1. He’s a lonely soul who only has his books and rubber ducky for companionship, and grabs any social interaction whenever he can. If that’s the case, you did a good deed. or 2. He fancies you and that was his way of breaking the ice. If this is the case, then you should tell him to join the queue. Oh wait, he was already in the queue.
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• United Kingdom
14 Jul
@Fleura He was off the leash for a while and took full advantage
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@Fleura (29677)
• United Kingdom
14 Jul
He can't have been that lonely, he told me his wife was somewhere in the shop. I guess he just needed someone new to talk to.
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@GardenGerty (159754)
• United States
11 Jul
I would struggle with the snatched moments. I think this fellow "reader" was more of a blow hard or he would have realized you were wanting your time to yourself.
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@psanasangma (7244)
• India
12 Jul
Snatching a book from you hand, May be he had done absent mindedly or out of being friendliness but I would really have little problem with him Anyway he seems friendly person and wants to share his story... Who knows he might also be feeling bore
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@TheHorse (214031)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jul
I have never read in the bathtub!
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@Fleura (29677)
• United Kingdom
12 Jul
Really?? Relaxing in a warm bath with a good book is one of life's pleasures!
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@TheHorse (214031)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jul
@Fleura Well, I'd have to say I agree with that statement.
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@porwest (85053)
• United States
11 Jul
That's my kind of luck. I guess it is what it is. Says something about checkout times though when you have time to read a damn book. If that's not one for businesses to address, I don't know what else is.
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@Fleura (29677)
• United Kingdom
11 Jul
Actually it was quite a short wait. But I have found that I get better service when I get a book out! Staff assume that if I've resorted to reading a book I must have had to wait absolutely ages so they are always super nice!
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@porwest (85053)
• United States
12 Jul
@Fleura When I go to Walmart, I am not sure anything would speed up those checkers. Not even fireworks under their feet.
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@wolfgirl569 (102054)
• Marion, Ohio
11 Jul
Sorry he interrupted your reading
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• United States
11 Jul
I'm always curious about a book when I see someone reading. I'd probably be "that" person behind you to interrupt too. My neighbor behind me loves to sit outside and read. I told my daughter I want to get binoculars just to be able to see what books he's reading Of course I wouldn't but...
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@moffittjc (120850)
• Gainesville, Florida
11 Jul
At work, I will often try to read on my lunch break, but it never fails that many of my co-workers will try to strike up conversations with me while I’m trying to read. I work with these people 8 hours a day, every day, and yet they wait until I have a little solitude and then they decide they want to engage in conversation.
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@JudyEv (334404)
• Rockingham, Australia
11 Jul
That is pretty ironic but perhaps a little bit of socialising with a real person shouldn't be sneezed at. We had to wait in the licensing department and I took a book. We were there for ages and I read over 100 pages.
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@LindaOHio (170715)
• United States
11 Jul
I'm sorry you didn't get a chance to read your book. Have a good day.
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