Funny Joke

It's really good joke friend.

haha very good, got a smile out of me :P

That's really a good one, I like it. LOL!!!!

really funny

that was very funny!!!

That's so funny.Nice man. You should put some more jokes to have fun all of us

lol,a good one,good joke......................................

That was funny need some laughter in my life. Take care

thats cute.

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that was an okay joke. Thanks.

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hahaha...a very very very good joke....2 thumbs up for that cute_missmary

That was pretty funny! Here's one for ya: There was once this little boy, and everyday he walked home from school past a little girls house. One day this little girl was playing outside, so the little boy walked up to her with his brand new football and said "see this football? This is a boy's toy and only boys can play with this". So the little girl got angry and ran inside to tell her mother. The very next day the little girl showed her brand new football to the little boy, who got angry and ran home. The next day the little boy showed up with a brand new boy's bike and said" see this bike? this is a boys toy and only boys can play with it". So the little girl got angry and ran inside to tell her mother, and the very next day had a brand new boy's bike. The little boy got so angry he pulled down his pants and said" you see this, only boys can have this, girls can't". And again the little girl ran inside to tell her mother. The next day the little boy came back and asked her if she had gotten one. The little girl pulled up her shirt and said, "My mommy says as long as I have a pair of these, I can get as many of those as I want."

LOL nice one dude

Hahahaha, that's a very good joke you've got there... :D

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that was very funny...thank for ur postings