Golf Balls
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 8, 2007 2:37pm CST
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
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@cutepenguin (6431)
• Canada
9 Mar 07
This is a new variation. I remember a similar one about an elderly couple where the wife makes little knitted dalls or something everytime she gets mad.
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@CraftyCorner (5600)
• United States
9 Mar 07
oh that is just evil! that poor woman! or one heck of a funny joke!
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@contuletz2007 (734)
• Romania
8 Mar 07
looool!!!
well that's what i call an unfaithful man! hahahaaa brilliant!!! (although i hope no woman has this kind of "treasure" as a husband)
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@Guptakakshat (6)
• India
9 Mar 07
nice joke well one can try as a business too just joking
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@melody1011 (1663)
• India
9 Mar 07
wow... thanks for the good laugh. I was feeling sleepy and bored when i came across your post. It perked me right up. Also loved the elephant one with the farty two :D
@marvimustafa (67)
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9 Mar 07
good... keep sending more jokes . there is nothing better to share with this desater world than sharing a moment of laugh and love.
@ToniaBowen (92)
• United States
9 Mar 07
That's a good one... I would have taken the $1,000 and made him eat the golf balls!!!!
@divyamishr (1)
• India
9 Mar 07
Could you please explain what does last line mean.. i couldn't get you
