shilpi

@shilpi (390)

India • Age 45

Joined myLot 18 years ago

"If we have to make progress, we should not repeat History ,but make new History".

Responses (125)

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Jokes

mcmomss @mcmomss (2601) • United States 12 Oct 06

Anyone know any good jokes?

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shilpi A writst watch slipped down from the hands of a man in 50th Floor of the building. He cam running downstairs (Lift not working due to power supply). In the meantime, people who were climbing the staircase, asked the man what is the matter. The man said his...

13 Oct 06

Jokes

jrk0624 @jrk0624 (406) • United States 11 Oct 06

anyone know any good jokes? we wanna hear them.

jokes

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shilpi a drunk man was walking along the beach and he came across a crowd of holy men.( of which he did not know who they were.) a holy man approaches the drunk and ask`s him have you seen jesus my friend. the drunk says no. the holy man said do you want to find...

13 Oct 06

Jokes

jrk0624 @jrk0624 (406) • United States 11 Oct 06

anyone know any good jokes? we wanna hear them.

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shilpi Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? Manager:...

13 Oct 06

Jokes

slctalbot @slctalbot (286) • United States 11 Oct 06

Let's hear your best joke!

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1 person

shilpi Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

13 Oct 06

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Jokes

slctalbot @slctalbot (286) • United States 11 Oct 06

Let's hear your best joke!

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shilpi Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

13 Oct 06

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Jokes

mcmomss @mcmomss (2601) • United States 12 Oct 06

Anyone know any good jokes?

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shilpi Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

13 Oct 06

Jokes

mcmomss @mcmomss (2601) • United States 12 Oct 06

Anyone know any good jokes?

7 responses

shilpi Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

13 Oct 06

Jokes

mcmomss @mcmomss (2601) • United States 12 Oct 06

Anyone know any good jokes?

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shilpi Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other,OYe "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get...

13 Oct 06

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bbava6104 @bbava6104 (50) • Pakistan 13 Oct 06

there was a sardar, (who just learned only english )introduced his family, i m sardar and this is sardarni, he is my kid she is my...

jokes

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shilpi Smart Sardarji: A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over...

13 Oct 06

At what age should one be called "OLD"

sherinek @sherinek (3320) • United States 29 Sep 06

What's your view

people

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shilpi None ..............................I would like remain the same as i am now forever.......... Bless me please.............!

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Dreams

ladybuglissette @ladybuglissette (50) • United States 12 Oct 06

Do you dream in color or black/white?

dreams

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shilpi i really didnot find whether it is in color or black/white............Bcoz there is no light Lol..........................

13 Oct 06

Can u explain a word "LOVE"?

linksmatz @linksmatz (254) • India 13 Oct 06

Can u explain a word "LOVE"?

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shilpi L- Look O- Observe V- verify & E- Enjoy. (or) L- Land of Troubles O- Ocean of tears V- Valley of Deaths E- Explosion like a Bomb (or) L- Lake of ‘Beer’, O- Ocean of ‘Whisky’, V- Valley of ‘Rum’, E- End of stock.

13 Oct 06

Brittney Spears & Kevin Fedderline Tape

rcrdav24 @rcrdav24 (6) • United States 16 Nov 06

Has anyone else heard that K-Fed has a tape of him and her "together" and wants $30 million to not release it?

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shilpi Has anyone else heard that K-Fed has a tape of him and her "together" and wants $30 million to not release it?

16 Nov 06

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Who usually cook at your home?

annettenasser @annettenasser (2992) • Kuwait 12 Oct 06

me or my sister we have different taste on food,thats why?how about you?

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4 people

shilpi Offcourse My MOM usually Do it...........

13 Oct 06

What is your favorite movie?

kucedra @kucedra (841) • Italy 16 Nov 06

Mine is "The Crow" with Brandon Lee.

the crow brandon lee

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shilpi Mine is "The Crow" with Brandon Lee.

16 Nov 06

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if u became invisible whats da first thing u wud do??

kesav010 @kesav010 (1684) • India 21 Sep 06

well..u guys tell me first..

fun

invisible

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shilpi if i become invisible then first thing................... i wud do is First i steel all the excess of Money from Rich persons & i give it too the Poor people................. by this I could see My Brothers & sister r equally treated in this...

13 Oct 06

judoka007 @judoka007 (2) • India 13 Oct 06

hello i am arun here

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shilpi An another Friend who entered the Mylot Welcome Dear how do u know about MYLOT ?????

13 Oct 06

DO U BELIEVE IN GOD???

sandeep7 @sandeep7 (454) • India 13 Oct 06

im not.wat abt u?

believe

god

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shilpi Yeah! Each& every moment he is with me& i felt the touch of GOD when ever i need him... He is every where..........

13 Oct 06

Do Boys cry???

Vinu Mohandas @vinumdas (261) • India 25 Aug 06

It's a common misunderstanding that girls are weak at their heart.... What about Boys??? Have your say.

emotions

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6 people

shilpi Yeh! tho woh baath hui ki................................ "Rona tho Ladkhon ke shaan ke kilaaf hain" Dosthon hain ke nahi bolo bolo ! tell tell!

13 Oct 06

I Love You

researchscholar @researchscholar (2218) • India 12 Oct 06

Do you said this word. I said this word to...

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2 people

shilpi Not yet......

13 Oct 06

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