speedster

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computers

speedster @speedster (5) 12 Dec 06

how many computer gadgets we use in a day

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Jokes and humour

excelero @excelero (15) • India 10 Dec 06

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron...

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speedster A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile... .Somewhere in Houston, a...

11 Dec 06

Jokes and humour

excelero @excelero (15) • India 10 Dec 06

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron...

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speedster Report from Banta Singh to his manager: Dear Sir, Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including...

11 Dec 06

I am looking for some good jokes for my collection. GOT ANY?

chunkers @chunkers (1050) • United States 8 Dec 06

As I said in a previous post, I am a traveling salesman. I've heard MANY jokes! For some reason, customers seem to think they MUST tell me a joke before I leave their home. If you think you've heard one I've not heard before,...

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speedster A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's start with the boys first". Boys start...

9 Dec 06

I am looking for some good jokes for my collection. GOT ANY?

chunkers @chunkers (1050) • United States 8 Dec 06

As I said in a previous post, I am a traveling salesman. I've heard MANY jokes! For some reason, customers seem to think they MUST tell me a joke before I leave their home. If you think you've heard one I've not heard before,...

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speedster George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He...

9 Dec 06