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crabby1 @crabby1 (304) • Australia 21 Aug 07

Scientist are now suggesting that those of us who are fat have come in contact with a virus that changes our genome. so be reassured you are not fat and ugly you are just diseased

yuk

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crabby1 You sound like my kind of girl. I'm not tall dark and handsome either but I'm fit as a Mallee bull. Looks are not important. Kind thoughts are. Good health and a kind disposition will win you friends.

17 Oct 07

crabby1 @crabby1 (304) • Australia 23 Jan 07

I love the fresh smell of sunlight dried bed sheets that have just come in from the clothes line. Scientists tell us sunlight doesn't have a smell, what do they know? They are only over educated boffins who miss out on the small...

all types

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crabby1 Many years ago a "Director of Nursing" at one of the big Sydney Hospitals in Australia made the decision to simply take the bed sheets of the clothes line, fold them up and stow them away in the linen cupboard until required. Her reasoning was because "She...

26 Jan 07

shywolf @shywolf (4514) • United States 22 Jan 07

Okay, now I think that I've heard it all. Apparently, a US manufacturer is launching a new line of underwear that is specifically designed to help hide the smell of farts. I have to admit, there are probably times that we...

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crabby1 Only Men will use this product after all we all known WOMEN NEVER FART do they? They simply bottle it up inside so if you think your lady is putting on weight you are wrong She's either pregnant or full of stored up wind. Its their way of saving the planet...

23 Jan 07

reanicah2007 @reanicah2007 (444) • Philippines 16 Dec 07

When you are a child do you ever believe in santa clause?Me when im was a child my mom always told me that if im a good girl this whole year santa clause are going to give me a lots of christmas gifts.And of course im always...

crabby1 When you are a child do you ever believe in santa clause?Me when im was a child my mom always told me that if im a good girl this whole year santa clause are going to give me a lots of christmas gifts.And of course im always excited to have that things from...

16 Dec 07

hottamale @hottamale (116) • United States 19 Dec 06

Are there those commercials that just make you go ugh? I know several for me... Not that they aren't common problems, but I don't want to know about peoples horrible hemmorhoids and the fact that they forgot their Preparation...

commercials

television

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crabby1 Don't you just hate those Tampon commercials that come on the TV when you have just begun eating your evening meal. Talk about put you off your tucker. Why can't they put them on later in the evening. I suppose the next thing they will try on us is applying...

20 Dec 06

Madona1 @Madona1 (2096) • Gibraltar 27 Apr 07

Some married couples have seven years itch. Why?

crabby1 Some married couples have seven years itch. Why?

27 Apr 07

crabby1 @crabby1 (304) • Australia 18 Nov 06

Have you ever experienced deja vu. It is a French word meaning "Already seen" Have you ever walked through somewhere you have never visited before and yet had a premonition you have been there before or Have you been thinking I...

a spooky feeling

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crabby1 The scientific cpmmunity now say that some experiences are passed down through generations and reside in our Primitive brain along side the Fight and Flight experiences. perhaps that is what "Junk DNA" is all about. If so, when they crack the code it would...

14 Dec 06

Rashu169 @Rashu169 (4391) • India 8 Dec 06

Hey type in you favorite joke over here....My fav joke is this...which makes me laugh out everytime i say it... NASA astronauts discovered that their pens did not work in zero gravity. So like good engineers, they went to work...

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crabby1 Do you know why Gentlemen prefer Blonds. They get dirty quicker

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Script @Script (592) • Australia 11 Dec 06

I was just wondering what every one else's thoughts are on tele-marketers that call you, (generally around the time you are frantically trying to make dinner for your family) to sell you something you don't need or want! I...

annoyances

sales

telephone

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crabby1 I don't have "calling number display" but If it a telemarketer calling me I just press the hold button and have them listen to "music on hold" for ten minutes. When I check back they are long gone

11 Dec 06

Miss_Paroxysm @Miss_Paroxysm (20) • United States 28 Mar 07

I am so very excited about the guys touring the U.S. again - they were here back in October and November of '06. I saw them then in Chicago and will be seeing them again, in Chicago (lol) on April 13th. I was just curious if there...

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crabby1 I am so very excited about the guys touring the U.S. again - they were here back in October and November of '06. I saw them then in Chicago and will be seeing them again, in Chicago (lol) on April 13th. I was just curious if there are any Placebo fans that...

28 Mar 07

baysmummy @baysmummy (1637) • Australia 4 Dec 06

It really annoys me, Since i have joined mylot i see so many people who blame the way they are now and how bad their life has become on how their parents brought them up and what happened to them when they were growing up! When...

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crabby1 I agree with you working for what you got in life makes you appreciate it all the more. It sickens me to see parents giving their children so much these days particularly at Christmas and then they wonder later where they went wrong when the kids grow up and...

5 Dec 06

reipowerhouse @reipowerhouse (428) • United States 23 Mar 07

When do you find it best for you to read your Bible? I like to read the bible in a group because it makes it easier to get other people's opinion of the passage that I'm reading however when I do read a lone I like to do it...

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crabby1 When do you find it best for you to read your Bible? I like to read the bible in a group because it makes it easier to get other people's opinion of the passage that I'm reading however when I do read a lone I like to do it late at night before going to...

23 Mar 07

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abhishekkaushik @abhishekkaushik (327) • India 17 Mar 07

i fell in luv to lose her to a rich guy, now i am a friend of a nice gal she likes me and i like her too. the problem is i m afraid of telling her that how much i care for her. it really hurts me. may be she will also leave me...

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crabby1 i fell in luv to lose her to a rich guy, now i am a friend of a nice gal she likes me and i like her too. the problem is i m afraid of telling her that how much i care for her. it really hurts me. may be she will also leave me like my ex-lover. guys and gals...

17 Mar 07

imadriscoll @imadriscoll (2228) • United States 2 Dec 06

If you are a member of a religious group your morals, ethics and values are usually derived from the beliefs of your religion. But, if you consider yourself to be non-religious then how do you determine right and wrong, good and...

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crabby1 I agree with the old saying "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" This is the motto I respect. What all of us realy want is a fair go

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kishthedude @kishthedude (1320) • India 30 Nov 06

Jokes to confirm that I'm a Fool (One Liners) I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So...

jokes

map of the world

oneliners

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crabby1 I was attending a class where we where to be taught Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation or C.P.R. sometimes called Mouth to Mouth resuscitation. There were about ten students sitting in the classroom and the instructor whose name was Fred walked into the room and...

1 Dec 06

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kishthedude @kishthedude (1320) • India 30 Nov 06

Jokes to confirm that I'm a Fool (One Liners) I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So...

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crabby1 Did you hear about the two irish gay boys their names were Michael Fitz Patrick and Patrick Fitz Michael

1 Dec 06

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kishthedude @kishthedude (1320) • India 30 Nov 06

Jokes to confirm that I'm a Fool (One Liners) I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So...

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crabby1 Why is it when ever both of my hands are full every door I come to is marked PULL

1 Dec 06

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crabby1 @crabby1 (304) • Australia 13 Oct 06

Tell us what Country you are in and the town or suburb and how far that is from the nearest city and what that city is called. Also tell us what

listen to radio on the web

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crabby1 G'Day I live 40 miles south west of Sydney in Australia if you would like to listen to our local radio off the web on www.wsfm.com.au/ if yours can be listened to off the web please post the web address here

30 Nov 06

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