fodschwazzle

@fodschwazzle (85)

United States • Age 37

Joined myLot 17 years ago

"Dude, you're gettin' a Fodschwazzle!"

Discussions (8)

fodschwazzle's Discussions

Projectile vomiting.

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 8 Jul 09

Have you ever spent an entire day vomiting intermittently (at least once per hour)? Have you ever, as an adult, vomited on the carpet because you could not make it to the bathroom in time? Can you control the volume (the loudness)...

control

sick

vomit

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What is your favorite tool?

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 30 May 09

Is it a power tool? What kind then? A jackhammer, a miter saw, a Tonka truck? Or maybe it is a weapon? A katana, perhaps? Your car keys? The fierce look in your eyes? A tool is an instrument for manipulating the world...

change the world

favorite tool

manipulate

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2 people

How do you keep yourself from being angry?

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 30 May 09

I like to kick and thrash cardboard boxes and other worthless things. It keeps me from attacking other people. What do you do to let off rage- or, are you just a cool-headed individual?

anger

let off steam

violence

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1 person

Exquisite Corpse- a poetry exercise

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 30 May 09

I write one line, the next person adds a line after, another person adds a line after that. It goes on until answers get scarce (which might be immediately). Post something off-topic and we'll pretend it's part of the poem. Also,...

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How much cream do you put in your coffee?

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 27 May 09

I like 90% cream, 10% coffee. Hazelnut flavored is nice, french vanilla is best, sugar should be grainy on the tongue no matter how much you stir it, because there is just so much. What about you?

coffee

cream

put in

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4 people

Ways to skin a cat?

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 27 May 09

Ever heard of that expression? Sure, it's animal cruelty and all, but what "other" ways to skin a cat can you think of, without actually doing it. I boil the cat so the skin gets nice and supple.

animal cruelty

cat

skin

there are many ways to skin a cat

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1 person

Good reasons to hide your child from the cops?

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 23 May 09

Just wondering. Not because I'm actually doing this. Someone took this kid into the wilderness to stop his chemo treatments because... they're all natural, or something. I think that's a rubbish reason for hiding a kid in the...

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Why doesn't Jesus ever need a dentist?

fodschwazzle @fodschwazzle (85) • United States 23 May 09

Have you ever seen pictures of Jesus? If you haven't you're probably blind. I reckon, even if you live in a faith-based state that practices something very anti-Jesus, you've probably still seen a picture of him. Him, and George...

dentist

face

jesus

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2 people