port_authority

@port_authority (200)

United States • Age 37

Joined myLot 19 years ago

Don't take anything I say seriously! Except this!

Discussions (15)

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What would you do if an electric walrus came to your birthday party?

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 11 Sep 07

and ate all your cake and ice cream? Let it be known that electric walruses have been spotted crashing parties up and down the western US and in places in Japan and England. People that see them are usually traumatized for life....

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What would you do if you were confronted by a dastardly kangaroo with a bazooka?

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 11 Sep 07

I would give him all my coconuts and beg him to leave me alone! But he would probably kill me anyways, since he is no ordinary kangaroo, but a DASTARDLY one too. It is a well known fact that these kangaroos roam the planet...

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How many Televisions do you have???

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 6 Nov 06

I have 1 :p

televisions

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DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD A TALKING PLANT NAMED HAROLD?????

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 6 Nov 06

THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

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I WROTE A STORY

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 6 Nov 06

It's about a gigantic blue duck living on Triton who makes a discovery that he is in fact a robot, and this causes the young gigantic robot duck to go on a journey to discover himself by traveling the cosmos, so he runs away from...

TOAST!

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 6 Nov 06

Evil or good?

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What would you do if your house was vandalized by sentient biscuits from hell?

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 6 Nov 06

I would write a letter to the president requesting him to declare war on biscuits.

GIBBERISH!!!

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 5 Nov 06

sdskadadjaad luadadaiud asdpjj kdsapoww dsldj a! !!!!!

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The Chickens are Escaping! Bless the celery! Kneel before the box! The BOX!!!!!!

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 5 Nov 06

It's the end of the WOOOOORRRRLLLDDD

If there was an insane pigeon sitting on your head spewing dirty limericks......

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 5 Nov 06

Would you continue with your day as though nothing was out of the ordinary or would you go lamp shopping and hope the pigeon leaves from boredom?

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Would you eat a tube of toothpaste for a new garden?

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 4 Nov 06

Would you?

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I'M BEING CHASED BY GIANT LAMB CHOPS FROM JUPITER.

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 4 Nov 06

HELP ME!!!!

lamb chops

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MEXICAN FOOD IS THE BEST!

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 4 Nov 06

Agree, disagree?

food

mexican

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HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CAMEL?

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 4 Nov 06

IT WAS DELICIOUS.

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What would you do if a giant fish popped out of your toilet and asked for cheese

port_authority @port_authority (200) • United States 4 Nov 06

Would you also let it use your toothbrush?

cheese

fish

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