singleneedadude

@singleneedadude (30)

United States • Age 35

Joined myLot 17 years ago

Why be a clone when you be something else,YOURSELF

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Quick Blonde Joke

joanana @joanana (770) • United States 24 Mar 07

Okay, I'm in a joke telling mood so bear with me! Apparently there is a new blonde paint out on the market and it's selling out real fast. It's not that bright, is pretty cheap, and spreads easy! And now all...

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singleneedadude I luv the joke! All of my blonde friends crack up at mine. Heres 1 4 u- Q:How do u drown a blonde? A:Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

24 Mar 07

Is it possible to have a happy relationship without arguments and fighting?

ESKARENA1 @ESKARENA1 (18261) 24 Mar 07

OK, lets face it we all fight, but is it possible to live together in a long-term committed relationship without fighting?

arguments

relations

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singleneedadude That is possible. Maybe some people have nothing to argue about. I know some people who like the exact same things (including each other) that fight about the stupidist of things. I, however, try not to argue with my boyfriend, even though he likes to fight...

24 Mar 07

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zzub

tallpaulno44a @tallpaulno44a (1574) • United States 16 Mar 07

Q. What is it that goes "zzub, zzub, zzub"? A. A bee flying backwards! bada bing

riddles

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singleneedadude never wouldve thought of that!thhanks 4 the laugh!

24 Mar 07

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My mother was given..

mjsdls @mjsdls (1840) • United States 24 Mar 07

this years ago. Don't know from who, but thought you would like it. Turbo Charge: My temper is to short, my patience is thin. My thoughts have put my head in a spin. You wonder what’s got my nerves in ajar. My son is 16...

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singleneedadude very funny & true

24 Mar 07

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A very simple riddle!!

Mordorian @Mordorian (23) • India 9 Nov 06

A rooster is sitting on a roof with his eggs.Suddenly, the wind blew from the north. Where was the eggs?

easy

riddle

rooster

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singleneedadude Heard this one before. roosters dont lay eggs. I promise i didnt cheat.

24 Mar 07

A riddle for you!

lenywp @lenywp (1963) • Australia 24 Mar 07

"It was a very large, fancy hotel." The hotel detective was making his rounds, walking in the hallway...when suddenly - he heard a woman cry: "Please! Don't shoot me Steve!" and a shot rang out! The detective ran as fast as he...

murder

riddle

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singleneedadude Nametag?

24 Mar 07

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snow patrol - Set The Fire To The Third Bar

gehaste @gehaste (342) • Romania 13 Feb 07

Damn..this songs nearly makes me cry every time i hear it..

snow patrol

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singleneedadude i no!! im listin it right now on my mp3. i have it on repeat i luv it soooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!

24 Mar 07

Snow Patrol Fans

tuckz911 @tuckz911 (16) • United States 11 Jan 07

Were are all the fans of this great band? Whats your favorite song and have you seen them live?

snow patrol

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singleneedadude omg i luuuuuuv snow patrol!!!!!!!!!!!i havent seen them live. my fave song is... set the fire to the third bar!They sing soo great together. i hope they do more songs together.

24 Mar 07

He said.... She said....There must be some truth in this.

camar_lyn @camar_lyn (1028) • Singapore 22 Mar 07

He said, " Why do you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." She said, " You wear pants, don't you?" He said, " Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "Great idea, you stand by the ironing board while i...

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singleneedadude OMG!!!!!!!!!Sooooo true!!!!thanks for the laugh!!

24 Mar 07

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What is the name of your country? and name of your capital city?

egisugiri @egisugiri (842) • Indonesia 23 Jan 07

My country is Indonesia. Jakarta is Indonesian's capital city. And you?

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singleneedadude mines the same as ambies.what city does she live in?

24 Mar 07

Why is fire engine red in colour?

ultimates @ultimates (7) • India 24 Mar 07

Fire Engine has a ladder; Ladder has steps; Steps are to be climbed by foot; Foot can be measured by a ruler; Ruler can be a king or queen; Elizabeth is the queen of England; Elizabeth is also the name of a ship; Ship sails on...

fire engine joke

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singleneedadude smart, but not all fire trucks r red, but its still cute.

24 Mar 07

Cute Kitty Joke

Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 23 Mar 07

Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm soooo hungry, what can we eat?" To which the mama cat, spying the two birds,...

cats love birds

funny kitties

look out birdies

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singleneedadude Very funny! I always need a good laugh!Some people submit stupid ones but yours isvery cute!

23 Mar 07

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3.30am! Driving me nuts!

Alextheauthor @Alextheauthor (30) • Georgia 23 Mar 07

It seems I have a slight problem in my loft. I have been waking up exactly at 3.30am every single night! As in wide awake! No noice, no phone calls, nothing wakes me up, i just happen to wake up and then notice my room is very...

haunted

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singleneedadude cool

23 Mar 07

Do you happen to know a good joke ?

colega17 @colega17 (312) • Romania 7 Feb 07

If so , don't be selfish . . . . share it . . . . :D

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singleneedadude Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because boy blondes are dumb too!!!

23 Mar 07

3.30am! Driving me nuts!

Alextheauthor @Alextheauthor (30) • Georgia 23 Mar 07

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singleneedadude its not happenin to me. But that is creepy!

23 Mar 07

New Fall Out Boy Song

hcromer @hcromer (2710) • United States 23 Jan 07

I loved the first and second Fall Out Boy album, but I cannot stand their new song... Something about an arms race is the name I think. Has anyone else heard this? Did you like Fall Out Boy before? Do you like their new song?

fall out boy

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singleneedadude This aint a scene its an arms race??????????? OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is like my favorite FoB song!!

23 Mar 07

How many times you use eraser...

Kathryn Ponniah @kponniah (203) • Singapore 21 Mar 07

At some times we may be in a position that one or two strokes extra... What u will do erase it or touch it up... So how many times you use the eraser while drawing..

drawing

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singleneedadude I never use an eraser. I only use pens.And alot of paper as well.

23 Mar 07

Dragons

draconess @draconess (650) • Canada 2 Feb 07

I love drawing dragons, because they don't really exist, so I can make them look however I want. It's interesting how most cultures have some reference to dragons, from the big winged european variety in knight tales to the long...

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singleneedadude I've always luffed dragons.im still drawing them 2.evry 1 i no says thr awsm.

23 Mar 07

Smack That ?????

srockl @srockl (63) • India 21 Feb 07

Hey guys, What do you have to say about the new song " Smack That "by Akon in colobration with Emenim ??? I personally Loved it man.. Amazing Hip Hop Song....

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singleneedadude I love it. It sooo amazing. I even have it on my mp3!

23 Mar 07

SMACK THAT is bst with AKON or EMINEM??

agnish @agnish (35) • India 16 Mar 07

WHO sings well in samck thta?? akon or eminem??

ruthless

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singleneedadude SOOOOOOO akon

23 Mar 07