jellymonty

@jellymonty (2352)

Age 44

Joined myLot 15 years ago

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This just made me laugh

TheRealDawn @dawnald (85146) • Shingle Springs, California 16 Feb 11

So on Monday, Valentine's day, how tacky, I took my signed settlement agreement, and I sat down and started working through all the papers I would need to fill out to make this divorce final. I got partway through them and I...

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jellymonty Dawnny Dawny tut tut tut... I think you deserve a big basket of brownies for making me laugh so bad.. Knock knock... I've left them on the front door!

16 Feb 11

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What does Valentine's Day mean to you?

sarahruthbeth22 @sarahruthbeth22 (43143) • United States 31 Jan 11

What comes to mind when you hear Valentine's Day? Is it all about gifts of love? Or.. do you think a excuse for Hallmark to sell cards? Me? I must confess I hear Valentine's Day and I think of a garage in Chicago in...

debate

holidays

romance

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jellymonty Valentine's day is so overrated! If you're truly in love you don't need February 14 to prove that. Its an everyday event.

31 Jan 11

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What kind of funeral would you want?

uath13 @uath13 (8192) • United States 31 Jan 11

These days funerals can be incredibly expensive. The funeral industry is booming since the only things you can count on in life is death & taxes. I read an article earlier of a service type that's now being offered in one region....

funerals

pyres

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jellymonty For me its simple... feed me to the lions in the zoo and throw the biggest party ever! I would be happy with that rather than being stuffed in a box. It's bloody hot in there!!!

31 Jan 11

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remembrance from mylot earnings.

flagella08 @flagella08 (5065) • Philippines 31 Jan 11

hi there. i've been here for five years now and i am proud to say that i was able to purchase a new printer out of my mylot earnings. i just let my earnings be accumulated and then if the time comes that these would be enough to...

mylot

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jellymonty how much did the printer cost? If it took you five years to save for the printer then mmm... Houston we have a problem! But on the other hand congratulations, well done

31 Jan 11

What is the best way to make money on the internet without much effort?

Rostow @Rostow (59) 31 Jan 11

Has anybody got any ideas as to how to make money on the internet without much effort and crucially without having to invest money, or much money. I have dabbled in ecommerce and found that my knowledge of SEO and of ecommerce...

internet

making money

money

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jellymonty sorry dude, there's no gain without pain. Making money online requires complete dedication and loads of effort. Forget all those surveys, PTC sites and get rich quick schemes as they don't work. Have a look at our website, maybe I can be of...

31 Jan 11

What makes a wife happy?

zeciram @zeciram (161) • Philippines 31 Jan 11

A little while back, I started a discussion on how to deal with a stubborn husband. For a while, I've been an unhappy wife of a husband who could not care less. Two weeks ago, I decided to talk to my husband and settle the...

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jellymonty I'm not a wife yet but I've met loads of unhappy wives and the one thing I've noticed is that women love to be listened too. Nothing annoys women more than a man that doesn't listen and assumes just because she has a roof over her head and food on the table...

31 Jan 11

Tea is an amazing brew that I cannot do without

mimpi @mimpi1911 (25464) • India 26 Jan 11

I am a tea drinker and so is my father. Two of us, together, have consumed a variety of tea. i love the Darjeeling aromatic tea though. My sisters drink it occasionally more as a therapy for cold and congestion. They drink it with...

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jellymonty Thank you for reminding me I need a cup of tea now!! I love my tea light black with one sugar. and then I dunk a biscuit inside... mmmmmm Tea is the best drink ever invented. Especially Chinese green tea.. delicious!

26 Jan 11

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Papal Visit to UK......who cares ??????????

John4Christ @John4Christ (1597) • India 15 Sep 10

Well that's what the reaction is in most of the minds of people residing in UK......I was wondering there was a time when there was so much of respect for the religious leaders or people who preach god.....on that same note I...

holy pope

hyde park

visit

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jellymonty I Personally want to meet the SOB who invented religion and blow his fcuking brains out![em]angry[/em God did not invent religion, in fact he hates it more than anything in the world. I have never had respect for the roman catholics as they are worse than...

16 Sep 10

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The Toilet seat up or down

gtdonna @gtdonna (1738) 8 Jan 10

I was recently on a fourum and there was a big discussion there about how people leave their toilet seats after use. The women were mostly saying that it hould be left down after the use, but the men were saying ti really didnt...

hygiene

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jellymonty I have two huge signs pasted on the back door of my toilet and on the wall on top of the toilet that says "hello thank you for using my toilet. Please be kind to...SHUT THE FCUKING SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!! So guess which side am...

11 Apr 10

I am "Broke" again XD

LetranKnight25 @LetranKnight25 (33121) • Philippines 11 Apr 10

Yup, here goes another reality check, well, i still other ways to earn money. at least only one way except here at mylot which i will get next after the elections oh, well, there's goes cent gone...

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jellymonty Hello Letran!! what d'ya say you stop by my palace and I'll give you some gold plates to get you going again eh??

11 Apr 10

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Weird scenerio what is your take?

kitty42 @kitty42 (3923) • United States 4 Mar 10

I was talking with someone one day so the subject of bathing came up, she said when she takes a bath she don't think about it she just does it, I said anything you do has a though but as I am writing this maybe she meant...

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jellymonty Hello Kitty! I don't think you want to get into my head.. you would die of extreme shock!! But I think general things like bathing is all just impulse and you don't have to keep thinking of it. You think of it once and it's registered in...

7 Mar 10

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practicing medicine without a license

TheRealDawn @dawnald (85146) • Shingle Springs, California 5 Mar 10

As if there wasn't enough going on today, the school called this morning and said to pick Cary up, looks like he has pink eye. She said sometimes the pediatricians will prescribe something for that without seeing the child. So...

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jellymonty I'm a nurse and I got no license but I still get a flood of patients who don't care whether I have a license or not

7 Mar 10

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Mylot Vs other social Networking sites.

bodhisatya @bodhisatya (2384) • India 6 Mar 10

Hi everybody, I am a member of 'Orkut' and had joined Facebook in the recent past. In Orkut I can share my feelings, opinions and thoughts in the different communities and can receive the various responses of the different...

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jellymonty I think My lot has lost its once upon a time excitement flavor.. I'm now a regular chatter at HubPages, which is so much more lively and fun than mylot.. I only stop by here once a month for a couple of minutes as truly my lot no longer interests me as...

7 Mar 10

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